Erin Epperly-Reiswig

You could collect all the stars in the galaxy, compress them to the size of a human being, and it would kind of be as bright as me // she/her // 29

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Normalize reaching out to people just to say that you’ve been thinking about them and you hope they’re doing well

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

“Sorry but no one can unsee that debate performance”

Bitch please. THIS is what I can’t unsee:

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

One of the cutest things my husband does is give me a little fashion show of his outfit choices for the day. Like he just brought me five options of baseball jersey and asked which one looked best with his Spider-Man t-shirt.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

It’s taken me six months to get through 700 episodes of One Piece. I’m obviously nowhere near done, but I simply must verify that it’s worth it.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Wassup. It’s been 2 years. Where are we at with still calling it Twitter?

[Shouhei Kumori 【⛩Yokai 🦊🐉 VTuber🌸】 @KumoriShouhei]

I did the thing lmao. I love Koraidon so much 🥺
#PokemonScarletViolet #PokemonPresents #pokemonsv #pokemonscarlet #pokemonviolet #koraidon #miraidon #HTTYD #toothless

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Hello, yes, good morning to everyone EXCEPT the earwig that crawled into the straw of my water cup that I enthusiastically sipped from to start my day

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

I refuse to sing Lizzo’s “Good As Hell” any differently now

(Please let me know if you know the original artist - reverse image search has not helped me)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Of all the things that could have been fixed in the world this year, at least it’s that google docs finally added watermarks.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

@okc_dodgers any chance we know when the July single game tickets will be available for sale? Looking forward to supporting the team!

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

@DaxxJayroe Now having a debate with my husband about if human shrek is hot or not thx

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Watching my husband play Forza and he takes first place during a race and I go “good job! Now just look out for blue shells!”

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

I have found my new best friend #pokemonscarlet #pokemonviolet #sprigatito #gen9

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

What I want is a gay Disney prince. It does NOT mean I no longer want queer-coded badass villains with flair.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

@bignatenergy Boom. You can barely tell it has any water damage.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

TODAY we are at my brother’s house for my family’s monthly Sibling Dinner and half way through, he walks up to me and says “here” and hands me a book he meant to give to me for my birthday FIVE MONTHS AGO and it is a SIGNED John Green book that’s been sitting in his house since.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

@bignatenergy “The Anthropocene Reviewed”

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Understand: he has had this book for half of a year. We see each other 1-2 times a month on average. The reason he didn’t give it to me earlier? It got water spilled on it on accident at some point and the jacket is slightly wavy. Five months. Signed copy. Book.

[Erin Epperly-Reiswig @ErinTheSalsa]

Peach Vanilla Sprite is a way of life