KetamemeER

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Watching my Spotify Wrapped while my patient codes >>>>

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Leaving nursing to create a Wellbutrin vape

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Every time I’m having a bad day I just think “well, at least I’m not in Med Surg”

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Call me a Boeing 737 the way I be breaking down at work.

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When your card declines at therapy so they bring out your mean professor from nursing school.

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Me: “would you still like me if I was a worm?”
My coworker, mid-CPR: “is now really the time?”

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“I hear being a nurse is pretty lit.” If by “lit” you mean it makes me want to light myself on fire, then yes.

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Just remember, your New Year’s resolution doesn’t have to be positive, it could be to call in sick for more shifts.

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Don’t forget, your New Year’s resolution doesn’t have to be positive. It could be revenge.

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I don’t want to be a nurse anymore, I just want to be a full time lover girl.

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No need to check Spotify Wrapped, healthcare workers were the most played this year.

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They should invent a nursing specialty that doesn’t make you depressed.

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Did it hurt? When you picked up a shift and then had to actually work it?

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Spotify Wrapped, but it’s just a compilation of patients yelling at you at every shift you’ve worked this year.

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I hope that having a fat juicy ass and phenomenal sense of humor aren’t new possible COVID symptoms because if so I’m in trouble.

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Nursing schools be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the worst state of mental health imaginable.

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Dodging that new admit all by yourself queen?

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I love being a nurse because it’s the perfect combination of helping others and losing my mf mind

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A haunted house but it’s an empty room and a desktop computer and you have to do all of those online modules you’ve been putting off.

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“Fed is best” I say, eating my 4th package of peanut butter crackers in the unit pantry.