Maxwell 2020 Edition

boi | boi | he/him | pfp: @Cosmiichi

[vul 🐾 🔜 FUVE 🔜 FURUM @VulTheQueer]

in da dog pit 🐕‍🦺🐾
🎨 by @Co2killsU

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

They had to perform CPR!? He's a fuckin' vegetable. They're keeping him alive to hold his seat.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

He said the thing outloud! Literally wants to steal the election

[Blur @deadbyblur]

smooches

[Dalue @ VGEN @DalueArt]

dog eepy after hard work

[DemW🌱 @DemiOwo6]

Olvidé enseñarles mi nuevo llavero (me lo regalaron)

[freetofic (on 💙🌌 ) @freetofic]

They have to keep his death secret until August 3rd to avoid a special election.

Can the GOP do it? Can they Weekend With Bernie McConnell’s corpse for another 31 days?

[A 19 Year Old On Twit @YearOldOnTwit]

Making these videos is part of the problem.

[VARG @bluddwxx]

oc

[Brick 🧱 @_brickguy]

Wanted to buy cyberpunk today, saw it still at $60 on the PS store, checked how much local retailers were selling the physical and found it for $30. At the end of the day, that’s all this is about. A monopoly only ensures every consumer loses.

[SillySquirtle (TEAM COMEDY ON ARTFIGHT!) @Silly_Squirtle2]

This failed because everybody tried to be that one person in every reanimated project that just records themselves in front of a green screen and submits it as a “joke”

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Why the fuck does NYC have an Israel Day Parade lol

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If I did stand up at my wedding my gf would divorce me on the spot

[Zed @35ofabrain]

And if i said this just looks like if a normal man wore a swimsuit? But videogames are so used to making men with literally no dick that this looks scandalous

[KOON @flflzkzh]

핥아!

[4EvilResident2 @4Evil_Resident2]

And he’s delivering a hour long speech in 107 degree heat tomorrow. I think this is it

[crunchies @xCrunchies]

i want that steam sale dragon..

[Jammy @PJam06]

this is the kind of stuff undertale had to deal with for years btw lmao

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

My god, Linus Tech Tips is so annoying and lame.
The fact that they're at the forefront of arguing that adblockers are essentially pirates is ridiculous enough, but homie just bought a private jet, while almost all his co-stars quit and are impoverished.

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

They didn’t call it “Sentinel” or “Guardian.”

They called it “Flock.”

As in: something you herd, track, count, and keep from wandering off the reservation.

They see us as livestock.

Zero respect.