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Success is a staircase, not a doorway. -Dottie Walters

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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Do not look back and ask why, look forward and ask, why not?

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Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship.

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The only thing a guy should want to change about a girl, is her last name.

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I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that.

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BRO DISCUSSION OF THE DAY: Best pick up line you've ever used that WORKED..?

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Evolutionists Do It With Increasing Complexity

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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.

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To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. - Johann von Goethe

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No matter what comes up in my life, I know that �This too, will pass�.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food? Snakes and Larders! sna

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To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with. - k Twain

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Dendrophilia: preferring trees as sex partners instead of humans.

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Among many other things, �bukkake� is a type of noodles in Japan.

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Placing a red light outside a brothel to advertise its wares was first introduced in 1234 in Avignon, France.

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Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973

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Skijoring is skiing mixed with dog sledding.

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In 20 Belgian runner Stefan Engels ran a athon every day for a year, covering a total distance of 9,569 miles

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�Harem� comes from the Arabic word for �forbidden�. Its modern use was popularized by the Turks in the 1600s.