Sam Ernst

Author of The New Manifesto (Release Date: 9/14/21)

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Not so #fabuloso when it comes to packaging design. What do you think, @welchs?

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

When I need a healthy snack, nothing beats #funyons and #redbull. Thanks, @Healthier4uVend!

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

#Colonoscopy prep seems like something AI ought to be able to fix. Otherwise, what's the point of all that compute?

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

#TooSoon

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"Be vehwy vehwy quiet..." #huntingwabbits

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Boris enjoyed #Felduary a great deal. Cat-mandu was his favorite. #boardgames #feld

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Was honored to collaborate with @Media_Professor on a chapter about Days of Ire: Budapest 1956 from @mighty_boards. #boardgames

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Apparently, after retirement from the rap hustle, Sir Mix-a-Lot found a job in product development at #Charmin. I have questions about how this product is intended to be used.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

My #kitten lost her back leg. I have a feeling she'll find it again tomorrow.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Happy to report we've discovered the Cosmic Equation. Now we just have to solve for three unknowns. #boardgames #trickstergods #farallon

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

This is what the anti-seasonal-time-shifters don't want you to see. Don't be afraid of the dark. Long live shifting #clocks.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Cat lesson #43: Hold tight to the ones you love.

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#Fog is always a welcome rarity in the arid west.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Ah... the foolhardy whims of #youth. Right after this, one of them got up to urinate into a downspout. Not how I would choose to risk my life, but hey, it's cheaper than skydiving.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Made a #pie of #Sauron. Well... if you want to get technical, it was a two-crust, swiss chard quiche, but the dark lord is not one to quibble over such trivialities.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

@Therewillbbooks Just wait until the Trojan horse turns itself inside out.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

There is no place I associate more with curry than #Vermont. Goes really great over apple cider donuts. #yum

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

If you give a #moose a muffin... it'll march straight toward your back door. Accordingly, I took shelter. #wildlife #wyoming

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

Thinking back to last year in the #Faroe Islands. Someday it'll rain or snow again in #FortCollins.

[Sam Ernst @ErnstSam]

My son taught me how to draw robots last week. #MaxErnst would be proud of these surrealist beasts. My son gave me a "B." #roomtoimprove