Elizabeth Roach

[Elizabeth Roach @ERoach412]

@RobSchneider God bless you!!

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

Remember guys... if you have nothing nice to say after someone dies, saying nothing is always an option!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Why haven’t we banned Sharia Law in all 50 states yet?

BAN IT.

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Watch the bots swarm & attack me for posting this.

[Elizabeth Roach @ERoach412]

@seanspicer I get it but can we wait a minute and let the autopsy be done before we go off in any crazy directions

[Elizabeth Roach @ERoach412]

@Maulop0101 @mattvanswol Not your call to make

[Elizabeth Roach @ERoach412]

@mattvanswol Stop

[The Italian American Civil Rights League @TheIACRL]

For everyone arguing the merits of Little Italy saying;

“It’s too small of an area”

“Italians don’t live there anymore”

Etc. etc.

Please define what the HELL ‘Little Palestine’ even actually is.

We rest our case.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Dear Republicans, grow a spine and stop this from happening

Congress is reportedly trying to sneak through a backroom deal that could bring more than 3,000 Chinese-built driverless vehicles onto American roads in 2026.

And here is the kicker, These cars are loaded with cameras and sensors that can map our neighborhoods, military bases,

Why would we allow the Chinese Communist Party to potentially have thousands of rolling surveillance machines operating across this country?

Enough speeches. Close the loophole, kill the deal, and keep these Chinese driverless vehicles off our roads.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Sadly, due to political and cultural upheaval on the Left and Right, Hitler is no longer a universally agreed upon baseline definition of evil.

On the upside, we now have Candace Owens.

[Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) @TheMilkBarTV]

Compilation of Tucker Carlson defending Candace Owens and promoting her INSANE conspiracy theories about Charlie Kirk.

"Why do people love Candace? They sense the purity of her intent."

Tucker even claimed Candace is "honouring" Charlie Kirk with what she's been doing.

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

“Charlie Kirk was the Turning Point for the USA.”

.@SecWar at CLS 2026

[Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ @petersantilli]

If you hate America just say you hate America there is no need to cause all this hate and destruction to just intentionally stir drama…

JUST LEAVE!

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

My son called me from college and said he needed to drop out.

Not because of grades.

Not because of money.

Because he couldn't do laundry.

Me: You're nineteen.

Him: I know how old I am.

Me: Then explain the laundry crisis.

Him: I tried. Three times. Everything came out gray or pink or smelling like chemicals.

Me: Did you read the instructions on the machine?

Him: I read a lot of things. Didn't help.

Me: What did you wash together?

Him: Everything?

Me: Whites, colors, darks, all together?

Him: You're supposed to separate them?

I sat down.

Me: What have you been wearing?

Him: The gray-pink stuff. It's fine if I don't look too close.

Me: Your roommate didn't say anything?

Him: My roommate is worse. He just Febrezes everything.

Me: I raised you better than this.

Him: You raised me with a mother who did laundry.

He had a point there.

His mom had passed when he was fourteen. I'd learned to cook. Learned to talk about feelings. Did not, apparently, teach him how to separate laundry.

Me: You're not dropping out over laundry.

Him: It's not just laundry. I also can't fold a fitted sheet.

Me: Nobody can fold a fitted sheet.

Him: Mom could.

That stopped both of us for a second.

Him: I just feel like I'm missing the manual everyone else got.

Me: You're not missing it. You just didn't get certain chapters.

Him: The important ones.

Me: The learnable ones.

I drove four hours the next weekend with a laundry basket, detergent, and a list I'd written at 2am on hotel stationery because I couldn't sleep thinking about what else I hadn't taught him.

We spent Saturday in the dorm laundry room.

Showed him whites separate, colors separate, how much soap, what temperature, how to actually clean the lint trap which he didn't know existed.

His roommate joined us halfway through.

Roommate: Are we having a laundry tutorial?

Me: Yes.

Roommate: Can I stay?

Me: Do you know how to do laundry?

Roommate: I Febreze everything.

Me: Sit down.

By the end, three other kids from the floor had joined.

I taught a laundry seminar to five nineteen-year-olds in a basement that smelled like fake spring meadow and regret.

One kid took notes.

Before I left, my son walked me to the car.

Him: Thanks, Dad.

Me: You're still not dropping out.

Him: I know.

Me: And you're going to call me when you can't do something.

Him: Like what?

Me: Anything. I don't care. Cooking, taxes, oil changes, asking someone out. Whatever you think you need a manual for.

Him: You don't know how to ask someone out.

Me: I married your mother, didn't I?

Him: That was thirty years ago.

Me: Principles haven't changed.

He hugged me longer than usual.

Him: I miss her.

Me: Me too.

Him: Think she'd be mad I almost dropped out over laundry?

Me: No. But she'd have driven up here faster than I did.

He laughed.

I got a text from him two weeks later.

"Successfully washed towels. They're white again. Roommate cried."

[Gary Sinise @GarySinise]

Hey folks, last night played for troops and family's at Fort Hood Texas. Thanks to everyone serving there for coming out. Tonight in Wheaton Illinois for Rockin' For Our Vets https://t.co/ZRkEPsyvR9

[Elizabeth Roach @ERoach412]

@StephenFleming I had to make mine drive

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Turning Point USA @TPUSA are literally the greatest young people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
These future leaders of America are TRUE PATRIOTS that LOVE OUR UNIQUE FREEDOMS and LOVE these United States of America!
God bless you all!!

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

The National Mall has never looked more patriotic.

Tonight is the last opportunity to experience the Great American State Fair at @NationalMallNPS!

[Freedom 250 @Freedom250]

Today is the final day of the Great American State Fair, and we’re celebrating The Next 250: Innovation.

10:00 AM — Micron Kids Activity, at Freedom Stage
11:30 AM — Secretary Linda McMahon Remarks, at Freedom Stage
12:30 PM — 250 Years of Innovation with the United States Patent & Trademark Office (USPTO), at Freedom Stage
1:30 PM — Best of the Great American State Fair Award, at Freedom Stage
2:30 PM — The Great American Hot Wing Eating Contest, presented by Wingo’s, at Freedom Stage
3:00 PM — Spain v Belgium, at the FIFA Fan Zone
3:00 PM — The Future of Women’s Health with Dr. Dorothy Fink, at Freedom Stage
4:00 PM — Rodeo250: Evolution of the American Cowboy, at American Heartland Arena
5:00 PM — The Peace Train featuring Brock Pierce, DPAK, Tomaczek Bednarek, Andrew Antar, Lima Win & a panel of special guests, hosted by Maryn Ryan Soref & Ben Droz, at Main Stage
5:00 PM — ACI Presents Star Spangled Adventures (Animated Musical), at Freedom Stage
6:30 PM — Army Band Downrange, at Main Stage
6:30 PM — “Truths That Transcend,” Fmr. Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline on behalf of AMAC, at Freedom Stage
7:00 PM — American Stretch & Flex Yoga, at Freedom Stage
8:30 PM — Jacob Tolliver, at Main Stage

Gates open at 10 AM. See you there.

[Freedom 250 @Freedom250]

The world-famous Budweiser Clydesdales were at the Great American State Fair! 🐴🇺🇸