Erin Walker

heart of gold, body like a battle axe, & voice of an angel

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

Rooting through my own tweets like a truffle pig

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

Mosquitos love me, girlfriends fear me, guys just wanna be friends.

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

Thinking about john prine again if anyone even cares

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You ever just feel like the U-Haul truck spinning on top of the building downtown?

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POV I’m trying to seduce u:
“This one is about the way men use women as vessels for their pain.” 🎶
“And this one is about finding my best friend dead.” 🎶🎶

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I am fighting for my life rn ((ovulating for the first time since watching Heated Rivalry))

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

No longer afraid of flying on airplanes because I’ve seen into the future and I know the way I die is blunt force trauma from tripping on a dog toy in my platform Ugg slippers

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WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE UGH (I accidentally spilled water on my desk)

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Lmfao I had such a nice time hangin with my best girlies tonight that I completely forgot I met bono and the edge today, like literally forgot to mention it. They were cool too lolol

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Saying “god really didn’t spend enough time on [someone/something]” is one of my recent favorite ways to be a little rude

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The difference between leaving the house before 8am and leaving the house before 9am is like 4 hours

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@taquitoroller I was also wearing this shirt tonight

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Glad my team won the nba championship because my @loveislandusa bracket is in shambles

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I would like to thank the @okcthunder for getting my Monday morning meeting cancelled

[Noor �� @Noorthevirgo]

WE DONT WANNA DO THAT DOEEEE

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FYI I have to be in okc all day for work on Sunday just in case anyone has an extra (free) ticket to that basketball game or whatever lmao

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@oceana_roll Thank you for remembering to now

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

Someone called me “ma’am” at Vitus last night 💀💀💀 I might not recover

[Erin Walker @ErWalk]

Having small arrangements of fresh flowers in every room of the house is frequently the only thing standing between me and a full menty b

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Having a day where I just need to talk to Bret so bad 😭 guess that just never stops

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Wild idea, hear me out, ok—- what if we had one ENTIRE day where it didn’t rain???

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I hate to admit it but doing A load of laundry every day might be better than doing 6+ loads of laundry in one day on the weekend smh