Erynn Claxton

Once described in a Google review as, 'the bitch at the counter who doesn't know what she's doing'. she/her

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

On a scale of 1 to Valentina grabbing a different chair and sitting on an armrest so that the Top 2 have to look up to talk to you, how extra are you? #RuPaulsDragRaceAllStars #DragRace

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@totallyashh Did you accidentally get bangs again??

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Wishing nothing but the best for my Beloved Void

[Amy (she/her) @_ekamy_]

Bo ate something that made him sick and he's going into surgery today. Any warm wishes are appreciated ❤️

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

How do normal people carry umbrellas? Because I am incapable of not twirling that thing like a Bob Fosse cane.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

George Ezra is basically the sunny seaside down river from Hozier's pensive bog, so I'm willing to ride that tide until our Swamp King returns.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

I now use the same bus route as my manager and I deeply appreciate how we mutually do not acknowledge each other for the whole ride.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

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[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

How dare bus drivers turn off the stop marquee? Don't the know I am an Anxious Traveler and don't know the area??

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

I went maskless at work for the first time since August 2020, and one of the ladies said to me, "oh, you're so pretty", and that made up for a lot of the last year.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@samreich @GameChangerSam The Virtuous Economic Cycle. Preferably with the diagram.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@Russia

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

I just had a great idea! It starts with you leaving.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Men are exhausting.

This morning I talked to a guy for 4 minutes and he told me how long he's played guitar, how long his commute is, two different opinions on Trudeau (one negative, one positive), and how many twitch followers he has, without even mentioning his name.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Only woman on staff tonight:

☹ No One to Talk to ☹

🙂 Private Bathroom 🙂

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@BluntmnChronic @cherubiks I'm sorry, I just wanted to saved your streak

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@MassEffectCast @robots_radio @N7TheLegend A friend and I did a casting of ME2 for N7 Day. I'll throw these hats in the ring.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Icons recognizing Icons 💕

[The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth]

“She’s productive and keeps coming up with great concepts and songs and she’s huge. You have to give her high marks. She knows music and she knows how to write. She’s like that generation’s Beatles.”
- Billy Joel about Taylor Swift

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Is it normal to become really unfriendly in one's mid 20's?

I find myself having thoughts like, "Please don't say hello to me", "You've been talking for 12 uninterrupted minutes", and "This is not remotely my problem" on the daily now.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

Andrew Garfield prepares for every one of his roles by falling in love with his costars.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@BatyaLewbel I know he's had dance training in the past.

That's the reason why Steve Rogers runs on the balls of his feet with his head perfectly still. It's a dancer's run.

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

The real question is, why do I look so good in orange eyeshadow?

[Erynn Claxton @ErynnClaxton]

@Alysson_Claxton This sounds like a Mateo problem