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@pants is a prophet

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[ESCalator @ESCalatorDE]

@SurpriseDimples Not sure if I actively root for it, but Greece is a good song and Akylas seems lovely so far while at the same time I am compelled to leave the room whenever it‘s playing. It’s just not for me.

[Tara Riva @tara_riva]

Is there a German journalist that can kindly talk about this?

It’s quite disheartening to see that among the most populous EU countries, Germany is scoring so low.

Are citizens actually informed about this initiative?

Link: https://t.co/satqxvafjM

[Australischer Austauschstudent @VceOfReason]

Länder, in denen Bürger ihre Regierung um eine Genehmigung bitten müssen, wenn sie ausreisen wollen:

- Nordkorea

- Turkmenistan

- Kuba

- Iran

- Eritrea

- Deutschland („Es dient nur der Wehrerfassung, großes CDU-Ehrenwort“)

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Please tell me: what can I do better to assimilate? To finally become a good migrant?
I am a board-certified neurosurgeon, one of only a handful in this country with additional endovascular training (still undergoing), currently with 19 high-impact publications and a doctoral thesis (summa cum laude) focused on the development of an entirely new field in the microsurgical training of young neurosurgeons, patented with the goal of free worldwide accessibility and reproducibility, and in the process of publishing my first book on this topic.

I also happen to love whisky and currywurst.
And everything about Western literature and art, just as I love and appreciate all these things in every other culture and civilization.

Sadly, I am not going to support genocidal scum and child rapists commit endless crimes against humanity, if that’s your idea of assimilation. And I am not going to just watch them burn down the world in real time and shut up about it in order to protect myself and my career.
I swore an oath. And I take it very seriously.

(I do however apologize for the cheap self-congratulatory introduction for the sake of the argument)

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@DasClues Gute Besserung 🍀

[Ruprecht Polenz🇪🇺 @polenz_r]

Jetzt klaut Bild dem Postillon die Schlagzeile

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

Revolutionized. Get a grip.

[ESCalator @ESCalatorDE]

@Bougainvillefan That’s right, save a millennial inner child by voting for Eclipse!! (I am rooting for Finland as of now but Australia scratches an itch I have for a long time believed to have gone extinct as a borderline Gen Z/Millennial).

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@Biglittle_Demon Happy Birthday 🥳🍀

[Melanie Schweizer 🇩🇪 @schweizermel]

Wir haben das bei der Generalbundesanwaltschaft angezeigt und Mitteilung erbeten. Siehe Kommentare ⬇️

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Why did Germany allow Netanyahu to seek shelter there?

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@eurovisionbrent Still grieving Madeline Juno, Fahrenhaidt, Lilly among clouds, Felicia Lu, Patty Gurdy and Ryk (and COSBY but they weren’t a favorite to win)

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@euro_bruno Tbh I severely disliked Lige her and to this day it never clicked for me, but this year they were by far the standout and I am so glad they won

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Close enough. Welcome back Loreen

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@Biglittle_Demon @DasClues Wie schön! 🥰 ich freue mich immer richtig von euch zu lesen!

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@SchlagerKaty For some reason it would be hilarious to me if a former participant of a German NF wins Mello, so I‘m all for it

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@ixcals Yesss Keir‘s discography in general deserves so much more recognition! Lemonade is my personal favorite song of the decade so far. So glad that BWBG is getting attention 😍