SR Productions

We are a production company with several spectacular projects in the works. We will be all over your TV within two years! Look for us on Channel 69!

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Warning to all @kfc and @kilwins locations within 100 miles of Gatlinburg, TN: Stock up! SR Productions is coming to town this weekend. Bonus points if you employ anyone name “Bucky” or “Muffy.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#FGT2026

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

It is official: Meghan Markle will audition for the role of “Bucky” in Netflix’s upcoming buddy comedy series “Escape Hatch.”

The Sklar brothers have also been attached to this long-awaited project.

#fgt2026

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Back to the drawing board for casting the role of Bucky in Season 1 of “Escape Hatch.”

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirmed to ABC News. She was 36 years old.
https://t.co/mvVwevciqm

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Had a lovely 20-minute call with Mitch McConnell today. We had wanted to cast him as himself for an appearance in Season 2 of “MD Bellagio M.D.”

He politely declined due to his busy schedule, but he was incredibly gracious.

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

In our younger days, we would have referred to Shaky Knees Festival as “Shaky Cocks.”

Ahhh… who are we kidding? We are still in our younger days.

#shakyknees #shakycocks

@ShakyKneesFest

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Famous “Abrams,” as determined at #FGT2025

1) Abrams Falls
2) Dan Abrams
3) Stacie Abrams
4) Gracie Abrams
5) Abram from @MTVChallenge
6) Abraham Lincoln

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

@Luv2HoldNutz Probably 69

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Average A1C of all of the buds after this trip: 38

#fgt2025
#jellybeansdonotlowerA1C

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To the lady who sprayed herself with bear spray today on the Grotto Falls trail in Gatlinburg:

You fucking idiot. Got what you deserved.

#fgt2025

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Good day @peddlersteaks we are looking forward to being inside of you tonight.

#fgt2025
#doyouknowbucky
#doesmuffyworkhere

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Guess who is back in the motherfucking house?

#fgt2025

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

@thedailybeast Turned out to be a nice one-night stand for him though because you know he railed her all night long once they got to their hotel.

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Hypothetical album name: Proud Boy Prison Time

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

@ocultado @_DHOTYA Very goodly. Next role is Senior Analyst. After that, the world is my oyster. Probably run my own fund.

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

@jamesfspencer @_DHOTYA Every week! Analysis is a 7-day a week job. We often joke that you can’t spell analysis without “anal”.

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

I didn’t have “Jackson Mahomes kisses a woman” on my 2023 Bingo Card.

[SR Productions @Escape_Hatch]

Have to clear something up. Apparently serial-liar George Santos is going around telling people he wasn’t a part of SR Productions. This is patently false. He WAS a part of SR Productions and we referred to him as “Tim.”
#GeorgeSantos #SerialLiar

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Effective immediately, SR Productions will cease all development activity with Kyrie Irving and Elon Musk.

Additionally, we will not pay for the blue check mark. Everybody knows that we are the realest of the real.

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All members of @Escape_Hatch will remain members of the PGA and have rejected overtures from @LIVGolfInv.