Escape Claude

39yo / M
I want to die

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

i want to die

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

@Armaron1 “Behold! With this Diamond Ray of Disappearance i will render 50% of Evil-Lyn’s scintillating costume invisible, further exposing her calamitously curvaceous hips and her thunderously thick thighs! And with her lascivious legs at my command, Eternia will be mine! Nya ha ha ha!”

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

clearly the problem is me

I can't fix any of my problems

my family taught me that most problems cannot be fixed. reality has showed that that is true

i can't overcome my fate. I'm about to be 40 and I still can't even get my life started. and now it's too late

fucking KILL ME

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

sometimes you see absolutely hideous, obnoxious, worthless, mean, garbage people

and they have girlfriends. are married. have friends.

i don't have any of those things. I never have and, apparently, never will.

that means I am objectively worse than garbage people.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

life is nothing but loneliness. failure. pain. fear, despair.

being ground down by fate and having it rubbed in my face every day.

I don't just want to die, I NEED to die.

death is the only path forward. the only way to stop being miserable.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

i feel helpless and frustrated because I am helpless in every aspect of my life.

i am worthless. the only end, the only solace, the only "hope" is for me to die

and i'm not allowed?

my whole purpose on this earth is to be completely miserable and worthless.

please let me die

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

I have health insurance again for the first time since 2020.

A part of me was scared to attempt suicide without it. Trying and failing would be the ultimate hell, especially if it bankrupted me

Suicide is the ONLY path to happiness for me

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

the trend in tech industry for 15 years is "forcibly making you rely on complex, innovative technology, needlessly deprecating tried-and-true, simple, cheap and open options. force reliability on unreliable innovation to wrest every ounce of control out of users' hands"

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

of course they took the headphone jack away so you can only rely on complicated technology that has these problems and not have a simple, cheap, infinitely RELIABLE option (unless you buy dongle adapters to be able to use cheap, reliable, wired headphones)
innovation is a scam.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

apparently Bluetooth on my ipad has a long-running, unfixable glitch where there's a skip on many songs I try to play, regardless of player.
i thought it might be because they're in opus format (which is a pain) but then other opus files do fine.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

other acceptable answers:

"a chair"

"cookies"

"2-liter bottles of soda"

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

banner ad says "sleep apnea is caused by using this household item!"

that household item is sugar.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

every time you take a dump you're pooping a piece of your soul away

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

It’s not enough to make people just act good. You’d have to make them actually want to be good.

Instead of real people who just want to indulge in wickedness

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

There’s one type of supervillain i find myself relating to the older i get.

The ones that want to use a magic device to rewrite reality according to their whims.

Now, they usually want to do it for retarded reasons, like to rule the world.

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

I want to alter reality so people dint want to do bad shit. For people to just be good.

And i want it to do that to me, too.

Make people mot suck. Make life worth living.

Thats the ultimate evil scheme

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

well yeah because people don't like AI

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

@lelbittiny these are some REALLY cute costume redesigns. love these

[Escape Claude @EscapeClaude]

"light up the eyes, boys, light up the eyes!"