Chris

Attraction Designer | Creative Director | Consultant

World Traveler | Themed Entertainment Enthusiast

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@Cptn_Alex I genuinely wonder if the day will ever come that we hear from the first person to call it "fine" who *isn't* on the media list with comp'd tickets, comp'd hotel and comp'd travel. The cost of dignity is clearly much lower than it once was.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@pitoumoder - couldn't reply because @BriManIU very maturely blocked me for questioning him.

I don't believe Universal is to blame. As a company, they greatly value guest feedback. I think this is an instance of a certain few obsessed with their media access and nothing more.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

Blocks come much more quickly on that high speed comp'd hotel room wifi, huh?

Don't worry, @BriManIU - you're definitely credible and impartial. 👍

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@DynamicThrills @SatisfactualSC It only works when paired with the proper coke product!

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@hhn_scott Just not AI art. Garlic and holy water and crucifixes and anything else needed to guard away the evil. Never AI art.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@hhn_scott I happily stand corrected then. It's always a good day to find out some piece of art was NOT AI.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@LiamFromOrlando 👻🌳

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@iron_smash_web This isn't even close to true. Are the Potter lands their best work? Absolutely. Have they had some stinkers too? Fast & Furious, Fallon, Dreamworks Land- no question. But there's a lot of incredibly well-done scenic to be found across Universal Parks & Resorts. TX just isn't it.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@BriManIU When literally the only people saying it are those on the media list, it's just not my burden of proof to overcome.

Are you also logged in to the UKR Hotel wifi while replying to me from your comp'd room? Hopefully the bed was cozy enough to fall back to sleep after that storm.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@SpookAria82 I've waited almost an hour to get through Universal security before. Please sit down.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@BriManIU Brian, I can like you as a person and still call you out when you're blindly spinning for company access. In fact, it's *because* I like you that I'm more likely to do so; I know you're better than this.

And here's the thing: we both know *the company* is better than this too.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@SatisfactualSC "No, it definitely was. You're good."

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@BriManIU I do, and it's exactly why I'm frustrated enough to reply. The notion the few defenders seem to have of essentially "kids are dumb and have no standards" is infuriating. There's a whole lot of 'good enough-ing' going on "because it's for toddlers."

Imagine if Disney built this.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@SatisfactualSC Did he go on to tell you about ... trouble? Because you not have actually ever made it to the ride. 😐

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@SatisfactualSC Do you *also* see ET? Which government do *you* think he works for?

To be honest, the only thing that would make me skeptical of you is if you told me ET actually said your name successfully at any point in the past 15 years.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@SatisfactualSC Wait so this sort of thing has happened before? AND YOU LEFT YOUR WIFE THERE TO FEND FOR HERSELF WITH THIS CRAZY PERSON THAT TIME?

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Chris @EscAuthority]

@Ryanthemepark Why do you hate toddlers so much?