Alejandra Escobedo

Its a beautifuk thing to know exactly who you are!!!!!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'm beginning to realize that Netflix is my boyfriend.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I REALLY hope I haven't found the right person yet.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

You're married with a kid, but I didn't have a need for pants on Sunday, so.....I win.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Saw Planet Of The Apes this weekend and all I could think about was how hard I would kick Abu's ass. If it came to it.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If your man has a beard, raise your hand. if he doesn't, raise your standards/age limit.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I like my coffee like I like my oxygen - CONSTANT.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If we are watching a TV series together and you skip ahead, you are officially dead to me.

[Talking Dead @AMCTalkingDead]

#TalkingDeadPoll: What's the biggest lesson our group learned this season? http://t.co/76Iu0wvk8d

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I may be broke, but I still have enough money for wine. #Miracles

[Hilary Duff @HilaryDuff]

#internationalwomensday

[Grover @XGroverX]

Taylor Swift tries to end it, by taking a whole bottle of gummy vitamins.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If only success in life were measured by one's ability to drink a bottle of wine in one sitting......

[Zac Efron @ZacEfron]

You've all made 2013 incredible. Let's take 2014 to another level! - Z

[Grover @XGroverX]

I’ve never trusted women or love after I watched Rose take up all the room on that wooden floating plank by herself.

[Grover @XGroverX]

Me: I want to lose weight
Doctor: How much do you exercise?
Me: Whodawhatnow?

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

I want this cake @GameOfThrones....

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

When I can't get my phone out between the seat and the middle console: http://t.co/9nP1LFp9WS