Eselight

#RAPPER
@light_nation

[Ahmet @kafadooo]

2010, Sneijder Şampiyonlar ligi alıyor, Iniesta Dünya Kupası alıyor ama gol sayısı daha fazla diye Messi ballon dor kazanıyor

2011, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla gol atıyor ama bu sefer de Şampiyonlar ligi önemli diye Messi ballon dor alıyor

2012, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla kupa kazanıyor ama kural yine Messi için değişip gol sayısı fazla olduğu için Messi ballon dor alıyor

2019, Salah ve Van Dijk harika bir Şampiyonlar ligi sezonu geçiriyor, Alisson Becker hem Şampiyonlar ligi hem Copa America kazanıyor ama gol sayısına bakarak yine Messi’ye ödül veriliyor

2021, kural yine değişiyor, Lewandowski gol sayısı olarak lider ama Copa America kazandığı için ödül Messi'ye veriliyor

2023, 2010 yılında önemi olmayan Dünya Kupası bu sefer önem kazanıyor Ve Manchester City'de hem Premier Lig hem de Şampiyonlar Ligi kazanan Haaland yerine ballon dor Messi'ye veriliyor

2026 ⌛

[Ayelawaje $ @Fanciee_]

I love how everyone is talking about their mom’s and nobody is dragging them but the moment somebody comes out to talk about their father, males will remember it’s wrong to air your family matter in public.

[love, ife. @ifeoluw_a]

you see how nobody is invalidating people talking about the abuse they went through at the hands of their mothers? let’s keep that same energy when people start talking about deadbeat and abusive fathers too.

[Eselight @Eselight2]

@wyoyana Thank youuuuu 🤭🤭

[.✦ ݁˖ @wyoyana]

close enough??

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

I know you people don’t like women, but let’s think for a minute. You do realize that if an allegation like this got to court, there would have been an investigation, right? Rape is one of the hardest crimes to prove. Medical examinations, DNA evidence, witness testimony, and other evidence would all be considered.

If the claim was fabricated and false, an investigation would have easily proved it and the UK authorities would never have deported him.

[bacon @baconecaos]

Protejam essa mulher antes que ela se suicide com 10 tiros nas costas pelas empresas de produtos de higiene

[Big Chief. 🏳️‍🌈 @granjefe_elo]

Have you seen a single Madrid defender balling at this World Cup?
There goes your answer.

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Estaban checando un posible penal CONTRA NORUEGA y este era Haaland con Bellingham, no había nada que pudieran hacer contra el amor verdadero.

[Luna @Lunasbasment]

Jokes aside a lot of times men will actively seek out partners from non stem degrees cuz a woman from the same course as them can clock that they r not very smart and this is the only way they can feed their superiority complex

[daddy @onedarkhorse_]

this cooking of a thing btw, for me e no really go far, if na you sabi cook that thing wey we wan chop, cook am make we chop abeg, and if you dey tired at the moment or you no feel like, i go enter kitchen go cook wetin i sabi for both of us or make we go buy food if raba dey😂😂

and if na me sabi cook wetin we wan chop, i go enter kitchen go cook am, but if im also tired or don’t feel like cooking, you enter kitchen go cook the one wey easy for you or make we go buy food😂

or make we just gather enter kitchen 🤷🏽‍♂️

same with bills, if na me guide at the moment, i go guide both of us, if na you guide at the moment, guide both of us too abeg😂🙏🏽

there’s a reason why we are called “partners”

[Vanz @vanz_II]

Among all the Balon D'ors stolen. Haaland's own was very painful. Imagine getting these awards and accolades. Yet it wasn't enough to win you the Balon D'or, simply because the award was reserved for the fancy little child.

Erling Haaland — 2022/23 (Manchester City)
Appearances: 53
Goals: 52
Assists: 9
Goal contributions: 61
Minutes played: 4,138

By competition:
Premier League: 35 apps, 36 goals, 8 assists
UEFA Champions League: 11 apps, 12 goals, 1 assist
FA Cup: 4 apps, 3 goals
EFL Cup: 2 apps, 1 goal
Major team trophies:
Premier League
FA Cup
UEFA Champions League (Treble)

Individual awards (highlights):
Premier League Golden Boot
UEFA Champions League Golden Boot
European Golden Shoe
Premier League Player of the Season
FWA Footballer of the Year

Now, the goalposts shifted. It was said that the World cup had a major influence on the Balon D'or rankings, since it was a World cup year.

However, in 2010, winning the world cup didn't ensure that Iniesta won the award. Also, Wesley Sneijder having a beautiful run didn't meet the criteria as well. It was Messi's 47 goals and 11 assists for the season and 60 goals and 17 assists for the calendar year that caught the eye of FIFA.

Lol, three things cannot long be hidden. The sun, the moon and THE TRUTH.

[Eselight @Eselight2]

@fagpiastri He broke up with mbappe

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

PRESS STATEMENT: - NDC Demands Immediate Sack of Chief of Staff to the President, Femi Gbajabiamila Over Massive Corruption Scandal Involving Fake Agency and Sale of Appointments.

[bochoromi @bochorochoro]

everyone being dumb af thinking it's BTS or blackpink when it literally was kpop demon hunters 😭😭😭

[Eselight @Eselight2]

@vanguardngrnews Adeboye is an anti christ, there's nothing "man of God" about him.
A proper devil through and through.

[Eselight @Eselight2]

Venezuelan oil is for Venezuelans.

[America @america]

America is for Americans.

[ADIRE ATELIER @thepottersart98]

I don’t like bringing private matters to social media, but enough is enough.

There is a certain celebrity that has been causing me emotional distress for months.

Every morning I wake up hoping for change.

Every night I go to bed disappointed.

I made him Adire.

I packaged it with love.

I delivered it with faith.

Yet this man continues to behave as if we are strangers.

Zlatan, what exactly did my Adire do to you?

Was it too beautiful?🤩

Too ahead of its time?

Because at this point, the cloth has spent more time waiting for recognition than some artists spend waiting for a record deal.

Please engage this post so we can locate him and settle this matter like mature Nigerians.@Zlatan_Ibile

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths,

After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth.

You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead.

It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire.

In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future.

I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender.

You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership.

If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation.

Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future.

I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country.

My young friends, this is your country. Take it back.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO