Find you a woman who always got her hair tied up in a bonnet at 3PM, cuss out her baby daddy on Facebook once a month, and got a “God’s Favorite” tattoo right above the curve of her booty.
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Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.
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