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HAGS!

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

Giving road head on a tandem bike

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I've never seen the girl in the Wendy's commercial actually eat the food

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

@Mindrazer22 Hell yes.

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Replacing my car’s airbag with a spring-loaded wakizashi to instantly make amends for the dishonor of a collision

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

@Mindrazer22 finally, one of your otherwise heretical tweets I can get behind!!

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

@Mindrazer22 dude call me when you see this

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

I'm at Coney Island playing "drink until The Freak forgets"

[gato mandarino𖦹꩜ @clauenmiel]

No puedo hablar por los camarones pero de verdad no suena nada mal dormirme y que me lleve la corriente

[Errai @errai]

The Woke Baby: are these toys ethically sourced

Mall Santa: listen kid, mankind is a plague only fire can purify

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

saying “damn who queued this” every time we get to a song I added to the spotify jam

[g @34rths]

How Curiosity feels after killing me once again

[Nuke @megab00f]

🔍 are attachment styles real
🔍 jobs nyc
🔍 noise pop albums

[miri @eggoslug]

imagine a wild horse running free. Do you think that horse would reply back in 24 hours

[shrIImp @eShrimp72]

@Mindrazer22 can you put us on?

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

(voice quavering) Peekst thou a boo, father?

[dyke videos archive @dykevidsarchive]

megan meg griffin running on walls slow mo slow-motion with headphones eldest daughter in the household suffering from trauma and abuse family guy scene pinkpantheress capable of love song audio edit reaction video meme

[Jerry “The Redraw” Mander @TheJerryRMander]

Sometimes I’m so paralyzed by fear and anxiety that I’m unable to connect with the ones I care about. 10 pc lemon pepper wet and a Jazz rebuild for tonight

[Cynamon 🔸will be at Vibecamp @cynlioness]

After I got my masters, it took me 9 months, hundreds (500+) of applications, multiple side projects, resume rewrites, i think 5-8 final interviews, to eventually get my job. 9 months with constant disappointment. Now, looking around for new roles, I feel like a group 3 dog