Everett

BIG Taurus energy

[Everett @ESloan93]

@JuckysWorld Lahv em

[Everett @ESloan93]

I don't usually chime in, but my phone bill has never been cheaper. Essentially unlimited data, talk and text for $53 a month. Not everyone needs the newest phone every calendar year. If you're legitimately looking for a cheap phone plan, it has never been better

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

We’ve cut the cost of cell phone plans in half since 2019 — in part by increasing competition. 

Next, we’re going after the junk fees on your phone bill, so you can do things like cancel your plan or switch to a cheaper one with no added charges. #Budget2024

[Everett @ESloan93]

@burgerkingstaff Feather Falling IV

[Everett @ESloan93]

@messedupfoods @onthewedgepizza

[Everett @ESloan93]

@OverDrive1050 I keep telling my family I'll be going Messier up top any day now

[Everett @ESloan93]

@JuckysWorld Jucky doesn't know what a suit is

[Everett @ESloan93]

@Sack_Vegas Deep in the Willow - Knocked Loose

[Everett @ESloan93]

@babegrooovy There's an audiobook by Tim Dorsey that's available. Funny/mystery, unfortunately Halifax only has the one title

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First https://t.co/9R0nIy0MpM

[Everett @ESloan93]

Eat the rich

[Everett @ESloan93]

@thepunkrockmba Is that BMTH's dubstep album???

[Everett @ESloan93]

@iwaspoisoned_ @onthewedgepizza no ranch here baby

[Everett @ESloan93]

Gimme the birds every day

[Everett @ESloan93]

Standing in line to buy Dahlia bulbs, blasting Emmure

[Everett @ESloan93]

@pens1487 There's gorilla tape

[Everett @ESloan93]

@pens1487 I'll give him a stern talking to

[Everett @ESloan93]

@pens1487 What's going on here??

[Everett @ESloan93]

The hatred fuels us. This is giving me Pickle Rick vibes of animosity

[Everett @ESloan93]

Me: You want gravy on your slice?!

Them:

[Everett @ESloan93]

I can't believe how many people have already looked at me like I'm a complete moron