💀Esoteric Absurdist💀

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Destroying the Post-Modern dystopia to make way for our Pre-Archaic dystopian dreams.

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@RespectfulMemes I remember going thru my Filipino stage. I started smoking cigarettes and listening to Tom Jones and Marya Cary. I also joined up with a competitive karaoke gang that summer. Parents were at their wits end with me.

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@icy_melonz I love this. The eyes have become a cosmic entity flying through the universe. I like red vs blue motif, very twins coded. The guy with the headlight eye glasses and the little Gucci Morty in an UFO are cool. Very surreal, I like.

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@OscarHale07 nice touch with the pulsating eye background.

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@pmamtraveller Made from the skins of rival yakuza.

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@rare_jpg Damn! That's why the free cigarettes taste like feet!

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@mask_bastard It looks like her diesel mechanic dad is taking her on vacation.

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@fleshsimulator Do I have to play Roblox to get that?
I'm not really into online dating sites.

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Heinz Adrenochrome Ketchup – It has to be Heinz.
#Adrenochrome #Meme #DarkHumor

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@SeiShinBushi That rant at the end. lol.

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@RespectfulMemes I remember going thru my Filipino stage. I started smoking cigarettes and listening to Tom Jones and Marya Cary. I also joined up with a competitive karaoke gang that summer. Parents were at their wits end with me.

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@Buckingham_Show @meatcanyon So the Undertake and Paul Bearer grand kids are friends? cool

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@FredericAnthon6 Jimmy yells, "YOU THINK IM SCARED OF YOU? IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"
Jimmy then immediately attacks nearest woman.

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@greg16676935420 They are called "I cut where my upper and lower lips meet while opening it with my mouth"

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@EmeraldUpdating @DEADLINE Iran has gay seeking missiles now.

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"Ultra Depression" is a statement of your individuality. It's a bold declaration that you're not just sad – you're ultra-sad. With its unique blend of ennui and existential dread, Ultra Depression will make you stand out in a crowd of ordinary depressives.

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@mallardbot You payed money for that. lol

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@FrFriedPotaters @JCrezonanz Ibuprofen is Ibuprofen. It is like an aspirin alternative.

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@FrFriedPotaters IDK. Kinda mixing a potion in you guts at this point. Just pick up some for next time if you are having chronic migraines. They'll probably work for you.
also acetaminophen is bad for your liver.

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@FrFriedPotaters what you want is a pill with: acetaminophen, aspirin and caffeine. Excedrin or Excedrin knock off

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This is from my trip to USA I'm on.