UK: "Cancel all transport! Don't leave the house unless absolutely necessary! Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife! We're all doomed!"
The North: *pours some salt on the doorstep and puts big coat on*
#Snowmageddon
NEXT WEEK:
Everyone is getting a bit fucking giddy about this #UKsnow, here's my take:
If you're NE/E/SE basically, you're fucked.
If you're West of the Pennines, tough shit, you might get enough to build a snowball.
Devon/Cornwall, a chance of shit loads next weekend.