NPC_Esquire

I love to see woke things die. It makes me sofa king hard

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@MikeJohnson I call BS, everyone I know is ashamed of Donald Trump's MOU, this is a shameful time to be American. Our greatest defeat on our 250th birthday. You will lose the speakership after the midterm elections.

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@elonmusk So . . . I just heard Grok was used to launch 2000 strikes in Iran in just 96 hours. I wonder was one of those the girls school? Either way the whole Iran thing is a freaking fiasco. Not exactly a stunning rollout for AI.

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@realDonaldTrump @JDvance I don't understand. If we only blew up valid military targets then why pay Iran for reconstruction? Is is seriously to reconstruct the Iranian military? That's Insane! @RealJakeBroe

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@JDVance @realDonaldTrump A brilliant plan! The Reverse Kennedy. He said "I will not negotiate under the premise that what's yours is yours and what's mine is negotiable." Trump on his knees says "What's yours is yours and what's mine is negotiable, now let me outta here please!"

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@MikeJohnson Do your job. Call a war powers vote on the War in Iran. It's called Separation of Powers, you absolute toady. This "deal" will fall apart before pen hits paper. Donald Trump is humiliating our nation with his child-like hissy fit approach. It's time to reign him in.

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@VancityReynolds Just reporting in to say you are a piece of shit, everyone knows it and your reputation will never recover, your such an asshole people won't even want to work with your kids, and fuck @mintmobile too, and every @MarvelStudios movie with you too.

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@Lucasfilm @Disney Star Wars is so bad I'm actually happier to hear the next Star Wars movie is cancelled. Can you hire a writer with talent, or is it strictly DEI retards all day long?

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@blakelively the best thing you could do for your brand is go away, because then people would be saying hey what happened to Blake Lively instead of OMFG I can't believe this bitch has the nerve to show her face in public after what she did.

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@VancityReynolds just reporting in to say everyone knows you are a scumbag and I am skipping Doomsday because you're in it and that's bad news for @MarvelStudios because they spent so much money on this movie they really needed every ticket

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@taylorswift13 Your nice mommy brand is toast, once all your texts come out in this trademark lawsuit we will all have a great time laughing at your dumbass cunt just like we are all laughing at your pal @blakelively

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@blakelively I have a really really great idea about how you can save your career! O nope nope nope, sorry I forgot it. Sorry, I guess you'll have to stay a fucked ass snitch.

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@Lucasfilm @Disney How does it feel to be absolutely humiliated in public?

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@VancityReynolds HaHa you are not invited to the TS wedding because you are a world class douche bag and everyone knows it! How is the Maximum Effort Douchebag IPO goung, Douchebag?

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@MikeJohnson @DavidFlippoNV Hey creepo are you still monitoring your son's masturbation habits and holding your daughter's purity contract closely?

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@jk_rowling I just need to know . The Marquis De Lafayette sailed his boat here to help the US defeat the toady Brits because he was a Frenchman who wanted to screw the Brits his Boat was named Hermione. I actually boarded the Hermione a replica. Did you name her after that boat!

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@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr You know how you like to brand people, like Little Marco @marcorubio, Sleepy Joe, and Pocahantas? Because of your fuck up in Iran I am branding you Tiny Penis Energy, and your son is Tinier Penis Energy. Unfuck the staight of Hormus Tiny Dicks

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@JDVance give yourself all the pardons you want, it doesn't matter. What matters is you fucked up in Iran and it raised prices on everything for everyone. I sure as shit don't want @AOC as president but I sure as shit don't want an Iranian fuck up like you as president either!

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@JDVance The best you can do for America is promise not to run for President. You are forever associated with failure weakness and higher prices because you pair of bumbling fools made prices higher for all of us! You made @AOC the next president just by being the jackass you are

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@wdwpro1 prick ass Trump fluffer

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@wdwpro1 You fucking like this guy? Don't you realize his tiny penis energy fucked us all into higher prices forever on pretty much everything that goes on boats?