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Me every day of my life.

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@jessesingal Oh god I really was hoping to never hear about her again.

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@EastshoreEmpire Just commenting in 2025 to say this still hasn't happened... hahaha

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@mattyglesias I agree with all of this!

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@pescami Music or theater “scenes” have this vibe. Like you’re fully embedded in your own but you enter another one and it’s like an alternate dimension. Same vibes and drama, different names and places.

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@LadyDemosthenes @johnmccumber Agreed. Concerned about a few hundred teenage boys seeing her, so shared with millions of men online? Prob best to delete this.

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@bendreyfuss This can’t be real https://t.co/UTtWR9LNeo

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

Pray for our oldest son and his wife. She has decided to return to the workforce, against his wishes. Ironically, she is working for @HomeGoods instead of making her own home good. He is already feeling the blow to his headship🙏🏻

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@overeasysteezy This is the male version of scrapbook women. Too much money for supplies, and not an original bone in their body.

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@overeasysteezy Three of mine were drunks who died young. The other one, who I actually knew, was an Operating Engineer and helped build the Golden Gate Bridge! He was Irish and… well, also a drunk. But I’m certain he’d be stoked that I get paid to sit at home and do spreadsheets.

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@PatriciusAcutus Prob on the left. No idea why but that’s what I’d do.

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@default_friend I think that ship has sailed https://t.co/8cub6gr3Q1

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@fordm @iansmadrig Does any other website have this issue? Wtf. Garbage site. Hahahha

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@mattyglesias Killing the McDLT fixed the hole in the ozone layer.

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@Vox_Oculi Where is Herb Alpert in all this.

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@jbarro OK I saw this and completely understood once I read the comments stating that it's the day iCal launched. But then why is it also the sample date on the Lowe's kitchen planning app??? #ThisIsWeird

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@omni_american @colorblindk1d This her business model. She’s doing this to sell her book and product.

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@AlecMacGillis "Hey boss, we have the home addresses of all the people who break traffic laws and have unpaid tickets. Should we start putting boots on their cars? Or towing?"

"Nah, let's send a friendly text that they can opt out of instead."

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@markpeterboro They still haven't played Birdmad Girl!

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@pescami Does anyone under 40 say “oh please!” Like that anymore? They’re both hilarious, great shirt!

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@neo_antiquarian Yes! We said #TooHotForGenAdmin but in reality #TooOldAndFat. I’m still in a state of bliss. Now I need someone to do some detective work and tell me what on earth was Robert Smith doing in our lovely Bay Area for a full day off Sunday? Fisherman’s wharf? Beach Boardwalk? 😂

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@neo_antiquarian I posted this as a joke and then they played it! 😍 We had lawn seats but on the drive over we checked the site and ended up scoring way better ones for only $55ea. Last minute is apparently the way to go.