Sarah

Olympic standard procrastinator and crisp enthusiast

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin If you can't find a way to work that out for yourself, the hiring company is probably better off without you.

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin It's either brought forward (earlier) or pushed back (later). Not both 🤦‍♀️

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin Beautiful South for me 😠

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin The box is the best part of a chocolate orange 🤮

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@Rylan Daddy 🥹? Or Daddy 😏? 🤣

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@jimmycarr Thank you for spelling gert correctly 😆 It was a great night 👏

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

Anyone but them 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TraitorsUK

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@JasonManford First time watching, but what struck me most was that no one seemed to understand it was called the TRAITORS and were surprised when people were less than honest. Uhhh...hello?! 🤦🏻‍♀️ And why do they have to say "yourself" when casting their votes? Just "You" is fine 😆

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

100% this! Why does anyone willingly deprive themselves of this masterpiece?!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

"Whamageddon" can absolutely do one. Last Christmas is an incredible song. All royalties still to this day go to charity. It should be a Christmas song we purposely go out of our way to listen to, not to avoid.

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@itaintwhywhywhy That's when you know the world's gone to shit 🤣 They MUST know chinny reck-on!!! 😳

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@fesshole I work in Pay and Benefits and refuse to use the correct pronunciation. It feels totally wrong!

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@fesshole But why?! If that was me, that is 100% the story I would be telling 😆

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin You've never had a dog with diarrhoea have you? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin I would. They taste better.

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

Ah, the school memories 😍

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

Extreme - More Than Words https://t.co/9SjnQNbPEA

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@fesshole Because nobody has a birthday or anniversary on that date 🙈

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@anon_opin Umm...no 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

Hope that start date doesn't mean Glastonbury 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sarah @EssElle_D]

@Semper_Femina_1 @anon_opin Dog was startled whilst on a retractable lead and ran. My finger got caught in the hard plastic handle, bent in a direction it really didn't belong in and shattered.