👩🦰: I won’t be able to make it to your place today.
Me: (who was planning to use my last card if she came, fully aware I would’ve starved for a week afterward)
👩🦰: I won’t be able to make it to your place today.
Me: (who was planning to use my last card if she came, fully aware I would’ve starved for a week afterward)
🤦♂️: Bro, me and my babe don break up oo
Me: (who’s been waiting for the breakup so bro would start giving me the attention he’s been giving to his gf)