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@RebeccaDante @guardian @anna_itsonlyme Yah, Kate wanted to move it, she's so depressingly middle class. One deserves some laughs, surely?🥚

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@catsfightback89 @guardian Yah, you're spot on, I mean do you really think I was going to solve the middle east issues?! The ones our establishment started? As for the homeless crisis, I've got over 1000 palacial bedrooms to choose from so no need to worry.🥚

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@nbcosmeticsuk @YasinD95615513 @catsfightback89 @guardian Fantastic, another pleb falls for another stunt bahaha!🥚

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@guardian You don't think we actually care do you? Ignorant little oiks. Now how much have you got in your wallet?

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We've been using this blag for years and you plebs still fall for it. Bahaha!🥚#EmergencyAlert

[Alan @A1an_M]

Three years ago you told us all there was an emergency and that we must stay home.
In the beginning I believed you. But within 6 weeks it became apparent it was a tissue of lies.
Despite the evidence from proper scientists, not the charlatans at Imperial College, that the virus was a minimal risk to the under 70s and even to healthy elderly people, you persisted with draconian lockdowns, masks which didn't and don't work, vaccines which are neither safe nor effective, and you banished effective cheap treatments to the margins, sentencing many people to an early and unnecessary death.
You made these unsafe vaccines mandatory for care workers, forcing 40,000 people out of the sector, and tried to do the same to NHS workers. Your public health experts manipulated statistics to justify further lockdowns. You nnow refuse to investigate the genuine epidemic of excess deaths and refuse to properly investigate vaccine adverse event reports.
You printed vast amounts of money to give away in furlough payments, causing the current inflation catastrophe.
If you ever shout "EMERGENCY" again, I won't believe a word of it. All your credibility and all of my trust has gone.
You can shove your emergency alert. I'll be out with my family and my phone will be switched off at home with the battery out. I'll use my 5 senses to decide if there's an emergency. And if there is one, it's most likely that government caused it anyway.

[David Thunder @davidjthunder]

I WILL BE STEERING CLEAR OF EMERGENCY ALERT DRILLS. HERE'S WHY:

https://t.co/LFNHB6GbBu

[Dr Kat @KatLikesJam]

Today at 3pm the UK will be testing the emergency alert system on every phone. Please remind your friends and relatives to ensure they are not frightened by the alarm and to give people with hidden emergency phones the opportunity to turn them off before the test is conducted.

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It's far from unconscious, believe me. You never met Great Granny - right royal racist, only got to be Queen b/c her bro in law was an actual nazi. The plans he & Uncle Adolf had for Britain! So you can imagine, Harold's choice of wife rather outraged us.😩🥚
#RacistRoyalFamily

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@ALorbas @Knittingqueenuk @RoyalFamily Bally heck. Not an image I want of Granny or the Step Monster! Put me right off my lobster & champagne!
Seriously tho, here's to an end to all this decadence.

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@KevP82 @RoyalFamily 🎼but not Camilla,
Everyone hates her.🎶
...and Pa.

OK I've got it:
Gawd save us from my Pa,
And that horse Camilla,
Gawd save us all...
Send them to purgatory,
Where they can't bother me,
Then I can take all the cash, jewels, gold & stuff.🥚

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@LadymonkeysarA @RoyalFamily Jolly kind of you, I thought Islam didn't accept kings? No? I mean what do I know? More than the wife that's for sure! She's such an embarrassment wherever we go. I said, "Don't shake hands with the Imam," as we walked in. It's like she's got jam where her brain should be.🥚

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@jade00712092 @RoyalFamily Ty for flying the flag but give them a break, Jade. So many overworked, stressed, impoverished people in what used to be GB. Harry suggested, you'll adore this, not taking £500m from the poor beggers this year but Camilla did a kind of satanic laugh & kicked him downstairs.🥚

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@nellyfreddie @RoyalFamily I see the #RoyalTrollFarm have leaped into action so I shan't interfere but on a personal note Helen, one has to say jolly well done for seeing through the grift. If Uncle Eddie had managed it you'd be heiling hitler & living in work camps so just remember it could be worse.🥚👍🏻

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#NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy #ConANation

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Translation:
"Thank the actual f*** we can still leach off Granny. We're totes f****** without her so will thrust her decaying corpse under your noses ad infinitum. Had her lookalike not died too Pa'd still have his sausages up him & by now Camilla would be Queen of the World.🥚

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Translation:
"Thank the actual f*** we can still leach off Granny. We're totes f****** without her so will thrust her decaying corpse under your noses ad infinitum. Had her lookalike not died too Pa'd still have his sausages up him & by now Camilla would be Queen of the World.🥚

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Today we remember the incredible life and legacy of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, on what would have been her 97th birthday.

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@RoyalFamily Thank f*** it's Granny's bday, we're f****** without her, when she went gaga before jubilee, shocking timing, all was lost til Pa's PA pointed out no one really knew what granny looked like, so they got one of those lookalikes. Pa preferred him tbh, made some good calls.😏🥚

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@AnjosEstherdos @KensingtonRoyal Rather! Can't wait to take my gas-guzzling helicopter up to Balmoral to shoot some defenceless bambi babies. Bahaha! I mean...save the planet, erm free the budgies, Save the Wales geddit? Bahaha! Suckers!🥚

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@EnyaInTheWorld @AnjosEstherdos @KensingtonRoyal Yah. Stole all the above without asking, it's how we weave into your lives...it's worked for the best part of 100yrs since Saxe Coburg Gothas changed our name when a Gotha bomber blew up an English school, it was all a bit embarrassing. Not sure how long we've got the🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿grift.😬