Esteban🤎

[Esteban🤎 @Estebonic]

“Don’t take life too seriously, no one makes it out alive”

[Envy💋 @MoMelaninMoPrbz]

Yall bullying Walmart into adding tap to pay is crazy work when all yall had to do was add your card to their app😭

[J. @justjaytea]

Back in the day apartment applications only required bank statements and two or three paystubs. Now you have to give them access to your payroll provider and bank accounts.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People blame Netflix for k!lłing movie theaters. Meanwhile, it’s the $25 popcorn, $10 bottled water, and $15 bag of M&Ms that sent them to the ġrave.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

STOP TELLING BROKE PEOPLE TO BUDGET.

THERE, I SAID IT.

YOU CAN'T BUDGET YOUR WAY OUT OF POVERTY.

AFTER BASIC NECESSITIES I HAVE $0 LEFT OVER, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUDGET?

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Indoor weekend plans..
stay in bed as long as possible, eat whatever’s left in the fridge, and call it self-care.

[jessi ~ evil grandma 🇺🇸 @jrfree2023]

Joe Biden is not the president. Joe Biden hasn’t been the president in almost two years. I was not paying $9 a lb for hamburger meat and $4 a gallon for gas when Joe Biden was president. This is Trump’s America.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND😩

[Dr. Heavenly Kimes @Dr_Heavenly]

Working two jobs is normal.
Medical debt is normal.
$2,000 rent is normal.
Skipping prescriptions is normal.
Living paycheck to paycheck is normal.

NO.

None of this should be normal.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. WHOLE. CAPITAL. ONE. TRUMP. MONEY. LAUNDERING. SCHEME. WOULD. BE. A. BIGGER. STORY. IF. HE. WEREN'T. ALSO. A. PEDOPHILE. AND. WAR. CRIMINAL.

[Atlas @a7las1984]

Me: Orders from Amazon

Amazon: Delivers order to my neighbor

Me: "My order never arrived."

Amazon: "Did you look at the photo?"

Me: "That's not my house."

Amazon: "Could you check with your neighbors?"

Me: "No"

I don't pay $139 per year to have to speak to my neighbor...

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, legends, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me saturday and sunday :

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Obama Derangement Syndrome. The guy has been retired for 10 years and he’s still living rent free.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Who remembers how before HDMI cords we had to match the colours to the tv like you're defusing a bomb????😭😭😭😭😭

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

So the Democrats rigged 2020 but just said nah for 2024????

Do you people have any working brain cells😭

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Trump was innocent, they’d release the full, unredacted Epstein files. If Mitch McConnell is alive, prove it by showing him in a live video. It’s really that fucking simple.

[It's a Jeep thing 🚙😏😎 @jeepgirlsparks]

Sorry, I'm siding with China on this one 🤷🏼‍♀️