Caeser A. Gus Dur

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[Caeser A. Gus Dur @EsTehAnwar]

Every time I break contain on Twitter, I am reminded of the greatest blessing ever bestowed upon me: having two warm, pleasant, and encouraging parents that love each other to this day. I love them both dearly.

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@nobu_hibiki look unflinchingly into their eyes for 6 seconds and say in a neutral expression, "unfortunately, we will not being doing that."

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@ordinarytings @Aella_Girl Thank you Mr Things. That's correct and what I came here to express too.

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@Aella_Girl link?

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Exiling Napoleon 1 was crazy

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@Gnosisinformant Everyday on this website, I am subjected to the opinions of teenagers incapable of using the tools available to them.

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"would of" four times
Jesus Christ

[Gnostic Informant | Neal Sendlak @Gnosisinformant]

Nobody ever talks about the huge plot hole in this story.

The Roman soldier would of been a pagan.

Why would a pagan Roman think someone is the "son of god" after dying? What god? Jupiter? Not a typical thing for a pagan Roman to say.

Even if there really was an earthquake at the time of Jesus' crucifixion, he would of just thought Poseidon -- the Earth Shaker -- was really pissed at Jesus, because Jesus dies after, therefore Jesus wasn't divine.

If he wanted this pagan to think Jesus was the son of a god, he would of saved him.. There is no messianic prophecy of a suffering savior in Roman Imperial religion at this time. He would be more interested in a conquering winner who can get himself off the cross and replace himself with the Sanhedrin & Pilate who colluded against him.

That's what Caesar would of done. HAIL CAESAR!

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@Alariko_ very nice, very good

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@WritingByMatt Why do people prefer grab to the taxis?

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@amirism_

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hold up, what? how else do you return the room key?

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Kinda cute how boomers still go to the hotel front desk to check out like it’s 1999

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cigs?

[Chad Mumm @chadmumm]

On the golf course it's always

Front left pocket: Cash, chapstick
Front right pocket: Ball, tees, marker, divot tool
Back left pocket: Scorecard holder
Back right pocket: Glove

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@chadmumm where do put your cigs?

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dayum. nailed it

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@burlesonenjoyer 20hcp here to say i was even through 7 three weeks ago, finished +18

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How do i get the Jason Arday job, but for golf?

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Follow up question, has a VP ever been VP to more than one president?

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Is it legal to go:
2028: Rubio Vance
2032 Rubio Vance
2036 Vance Rubio
2040 Vance Rubio

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@JSElliottemp @memeticsisyphus incredible

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This is the first time i have realized feral hogs man was replying to Jason Isbell

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 7 years ago, the "30-50 feral hogs" interaction happened on Twitter.