Las Vegas! TONGIHT comedy show at @bagelmanialv
doors at 7pm shows at 8pm Excited for this incredible line up. I will be working out jokes and doing all new material.
It’s finally that time of year again where we can take off the antlers and red nose from our SUVs and put fake eyelashes on the headlights. #HappyNewYear
Ever notice if you don’t see your narcissist for a while they say “i feel like you fell off the face of the earth” because if you’re not calling them you basically don’t exist
I have been making tik-toks all of the sudden and having some success. Just when it’s about to get banned. 🤔 I’m the band on the titanic and I will now be here performing till it sinks completely
Currently fighting with people on tik tok about buying gifts. You don’t have to! I don’t! If you’re not a kid wtf? Buy your own bath bombs filled with toxins