Eswari Lekhya

I recycle memes from Reddit to twitter and save the environment.

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Someone: My son works for Instagram…
My mom: Instagram where? Clickfarms?

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My northie frenz ask me and my friend to stop communicating in Telugu in front of them as it makes them feel left out and dumb. Me & my friend are very considerate souls. So, we transition to Kannada.

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Me as a pillion rider bonking my helmet against my friend’s…
Friend: Don’t MURDER me bich.

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Dany ko dekkhke HOD se Bahut umeed rakkhi thi. Lekin bade hutiye khaandaan nikle yeh toh.

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Here’s the question, Why’s everyone clean shaving this vacation?

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Mera exam syllabus Gangubai ka ijjat jesi hogyi. Saala khatamich nahi hota 🥲

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U can’t have a disaster movie without killing at least one seismologist,meteorologist,geologist,volcanist,paleo climatologist, or any person in related field. 🥲

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I’d be addressed as hon’ble granddaughter on campus. My dude friend acts as my pseudo mom and he has multiple sugar daddies which makes me the honorable grand daughter. Doesn’t it?

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Why make item songs so addicting and groovy when u gonna put inappropriate lyrics preventing us from singing out loud in public. Who r u tryna torture 😫😩

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Today is Rakshabandhan, Today is my brother’s birthday. I’ve to give him gift, he’s to give me gift. So it’s both cancelled out so we won’t b givin each other anything. Balance babies. Balance. #RakshaBandhan

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@aksharaisded @astrologybot_ Doing recreational drugs

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Getting an iPad is officially my biggest regret in life. I’ll sell my soul to to trade it for a laptop. Fucc ipads man. They so fuccin handicapped for the price range. If you were to choose between a laptop and an iPad. Pls choose a goddamn laptop.

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Road meedha velledhi auto
Naa jeevithaniki ledu motto

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My dad bought the spare parts of this weird exercise machine in Delhi, couriered it to my hometown a thousand miles away and assembled it in our home. That’s where IKEA realised it’s business idea.

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@lohitcheepurup4 Pillalani etthukupoyevaadi laa unnadu. Manishi pillalu kaadu,kodi pillalu.

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If this guy can get married to his crush. Then I can too. #SaturdayMotivation

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This semester paper in “Numerical methods for engineers and scientists” should be grandly renamed to *✨Fastest Fingers First*💫

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Hope….
Hope is like soap. Use it Daily..
-Lekhu (2022)