Emma Sweeting

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

If your friends aren’t making power point presentations to convince you to move closer to them, how can you even call them your best friend???

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

I love my friends so freaking much

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

March the 4th be with you. Or something like that 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Is it inappropriate to send an auto response on my email that’s says “I can’t deal with this right now, I’m obsessively listening to midnights. Please try again on Monday”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is heartbreaking.

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

I work with so many badass women. I will never stop being inspired by them

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

If you don’t think 10 am is an appropriate time for spaghetti and meatballs please unfollow me

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

I’ve never had a sadness that wasn’t fixed with carbs

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

I spilled my iced coffee and almost started crying on a work call, guess I’m not holding it together as well as I thought…

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

@jonbern I love crowd sourcing my meal decisions

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Is 11:08 am too early for lunch?

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Pasta and beers on a Thursday night friends are the best kind of friends there are

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

The feeling after a good yoga session is Top. Notch.

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

I ran out of milk so I put vanilla ice cream in my coffee this morning. August is off to a good start

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

The friends that matter most are the ones who text you about pasta shaped

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Turns out my vision is not getting worse I just had very very dirty glasses

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Cold pizza and iced coffee is the breakfast of champions

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Turns out I don’t hate everyone I just needed to eat something

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Very disappointed that this cookbook isn’t called “Shaquille O’Meal”

[Emma Sweeting @ESweets23]

Was it the advil finally kicking in or was it the Shania Twain song that came on shuffle that cured my headache?!?!