Ethan Carter

Thank you, alcohol

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@EmTheBeautiful Hot damn honey 😍😍

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

I don’t post what a truly amazing mother and partner Emily is enough, but the one thing I think everyone should know is that Emily can still ware her high school jeans! For everyone who didn’t hear, EMILY CAN FIT INTO THE JEANS SHE WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@Walker4John @EmTheBeautiful I really appreciate man

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@Walker4John @EmTheBeautiful I hit the floor hard 😂 thanks man!

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@EmTheBeautiful It did distract everyone from you yelling at everyone to fuck off 😂 but I love you and thanks for worrying about me while dying 😂

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

Never thought I would faint at a birth 😂 @EmTheBeautiful

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

I don't know why I got so lucky to have a woman like @EmTheBeautiful but I won't complain

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

South Park - Put it down (official song) Craig x Tweek ft Eric Cartman @POTUS https://t.co/jvGCUcrYD2

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

Dammit 😂😂 https://t.co/ZbUaCx0fYg

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

YEEEESSS

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

I've just figured out I'm not Harry Potter but Ron

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

Cereal and milk make the best belly babies

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@ColeS_00 I feel like I shouldn't have added that emoji

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

@ColeS_00 you had me at hello 💙

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

I not your Prince Charming but I am the branch you grab before hitting the ground

[Ethan Carter @ETCarter22]

So I was trying to be sauve and say kachow to this girl, but I sort of yelled it at her, nervously😅😭😵