pema

classically trained moron | salmonella survivor x2

[pema @Eth0mp]

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean

[pema @Eth0mp]

It’s seriously really good :):):):) #EnglishTeacherFx

[pema @Eth0mp]

I was inspired to do national parks obvi

[pema @Eth0mp]

Pregaming one of my best friends weddings with a little Ken burns 😎

[pema @Eth0mp]

Was unfortunately just reminded that pets do not live forever and uh I gotta call off work tomorrow the spiral is IMMINENT

[pema @Eth0mp]

Uhm I think you meant to send this email to your ceo @united

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

enough.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[pema @Eth0mp]

@lucy_conroy @yunglordgoon Literally hilarious you look gorg I was JUST in Sonoma for a wedding this past weekend and ran into C Ross!!!

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

Mentally I'm here

[pema @Eth0mp]

I don’t know how to say this to my dog sitter but …….. they need to be sending like 100 more pictures per minute

[pema @Eth0mp]

@lucy_conroy Wow messed up to not invite twitter besties

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the authorities removing me from the Whole Foods olive bar

[pema @Eth0mp]

I just asked a woman here if she remembered the DCOM about apartheid in South Africa and she responded, “I’m younger than you”

………….. oh

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @missyungdoll]

U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure

[pema @Eth0mp]

The way raven carried the cheetah girls

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

[pema @Eth0mp]

I hope one day to meet Putin only so he knows I have like 3-4” on him easy

[pema @Eth0mp]

Anyway guess who’s seeing oasis in Dublin 😎

[pema @Eth0mp]

Insane how life keeps moving forward

[pema @Eth0mp]

I actually love that my pcp is in a medspa. Not at all dystopian!