Ethan

in the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Purdue Pharma is bringing back the instant release 30mg Oxycodone for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday.

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan

[Ethan @Ethan_384]

@tadpolebe2021 @Playbook

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Cuck = Cool Unbothered Confident King

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

we are reaching levels of debt and gambling that are truly a wonder to behold

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

I see you cookin’, Iowa.

[Underdog @Underdog]

💰 We're paying your rent 💰

The Mets are 0-10 since Mamdani hugged Mr. Met

For every day NYM go without a win, we're sending out $1,000 towards someone's rent payment 🤝

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[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Who gets the Subaru

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

The fact the odds of walking up to a random guy, and that dude have a gambling account is -110 is one of the funniest things about the simulation

[Ethan @Ethan_384]

@devNEJ @mikerecine

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

We might beat Iowa by 35 I’m ngl 😭

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

[Slumberdoq @slumberdoq]

Economy’s so bad we got vbuck inflation 😭

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The dwarf psychic who escaped from jail is a small medium at large.

[Ethan @Ethan_384]

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[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Silver shines just as bright ❤️

[Ethan @Ethan_384]

@tadpolebe2021 @Playbook

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me