Ethan

I am but a vessel serving up hot takes for our lort. Denver rooted because I’m from the springs ;)

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

Protect him at all costs

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

REPORT: Lane Kiffin is expected to enter Ole Miss stadium via helicopter, accompanied by 3-4 Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor fighter jets.

The NCAA and SEC are seemingly taking no chances for Lane Kiffin’s safety before the game takes place Saturday night.

[Zack Nagy @znagy20]

News: #LSU QB Sam Leavitt has been removed from the SEC Availability Report and is active for Saturday night.

QB1 is ready to roll for a Top-10 showdown in Oxford for Lane Kiffin’s return.

All eyes on Kiffin and Co. in Week 3…

[Colin Krieger @colin_krieger]

I need someone from @NFLOfficiating to clarify to my wife I didn’t intend to bang that Denny’s waitress with the nose ring & green eyes.

#saints #whodat

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

This saints game got me thinking about hitting up my ex with this level of gaslighting.

#everythingremindsmeofher #whodat

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

Laughable bullshit. Give that ref ozempic

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Refs called this an incomplete pass from Jared Goff…

Right call?

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

🥲

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

If you’re not watching the 250th fireworks show. The world is and thanks I hate it???

#usa

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

It’s gonna be a hellish summer :(

Be safe everyone. Don’t set off fireworks. Just be a good person.

[Collin Gross @CollinGrossWx]

The wildfire outbreak in the Four Corners Region continues to worsen each day…

Several large, intense fires are visible on satellite tonight, including the #AspenAcresFire in Pueblo County, Colorado. It started this morning and has already burned 23,000 acres. #COwx

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

I’m returning to twitter to be bitter abt my avalanche problem

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

Conejo Malo estuvo bien chido. Me latió el perreo gay ahí junto a la troca vieja country. 👨🏻‍🍳💋🤌🏼Eso fue pa’l Midwest, al cien, y no pude haber estado más feliz.

#SuperBowlLX #conejomalo #papiyankee

[Tiger Vibes @Tiger__Vibes]

“LSU is the most hated team in college football now.”

Me:

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

We all knew Lane would come to LSU. We got his future son in law, we got edge and we damn sure don’t need a QB crying on the sideline again.

#LSU #LaneKiffin #STTDB

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

I was listening to Jaco Pastorius this morning #humblebrag and I’m like how is your name Jaco but you named your kids John and Mary?

#jazz #JazzIsDead #jaco #parenting #names #TaylorSwiftIsGod

[Live For Live Music @L4LM]

Start your Friday off right with this nearly 40-minute “Stash”→”Manteca”→”Stash”→”Dog Faced Boy”→”Stash” from 30 years ago today in Orlando.

Phish Delivers Otherworldly “Stash” Sandwich On This Day In 1995 [Videos]:
https://t.co/E9R6Q5oYDM

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

The fact I can’t even watch the #avs when they are on @TNTSportsUS in their own state is the biggest fucking bullshit problem I have in my life…cause I done cut the @Saints and @LSUfootball out my mind for the year. I just wanna watch my boys play.

#FERDA

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

The higher the innings the downer the fool.

#mlb #dodgers #BlueJays #WorldSeries #LosAngeles

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

Thank you Mr. miner regardless of this outcome!

#goavs #quebec #ThrowbackThursday

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

LSU not playing Bama every year is criminal. The #SEC has lost its damn mind. I bet a Texan is behind this, why would our rival be lowly ass A&M.

@LSUBarstool
@SECNetwork
#aggiessuck #bama #LSUFootball #STTDB

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

DBU is back and I’m so fucking happy.

@LSUBarstool

#DBU #NFLSU #fuckoff

[Ethan @Ethan_doubleyou]

*spit flying everywhere*
A manic Dak Prescott duct tapes CeeDee Lamb’s hands to a football.
“Can’t hold onto the lamb. Can’t hold onto the football,” he hisses.

#dallas #cowboys #fanfiction #nfl #NFLKickoff #DakPrescott #CeedeeLamb #FridayNightLights #football #dallascowboys