Ethan

Don’t mind me i’m just bored

[Ethan @EthanArmy]

"I have swept away your offenses like a cloud,
your sins like the morning mist.
Return to me,
for I have redeemed you.”
~Isaiah 44:22

[Ethan @EthanArmy]

@joesportscard The beard!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘AVENGERS DOOMSDAY’

In theaters on December 18, 2026.

[Ethan @EthanArmy]

Dear @JasonDRobins,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Everyone

[Ethan @EthanArmy]

@DKSportsbook might be the best sportsbook ever!! Love getting bent over and fucked in the ass week in and week out!!

[Ethan @EthanArmy]

@DKSportsbook @DK_Assist did Khobie Martin play or..?

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

David Montgomery when Jahmyr Gibbs gets tackled at the one-yard line

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

[$NOT @snot]

If you can’t build then don’t play Fortnite

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

My mind, 24/7.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[ً @cryst6ls]

something about being late to work everyday does it for me every time idk

[Chris @citehchris]

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot