Salmonella Fitzgerald

Putting off my procrastinating until tomorrow.

[maybe @gibbsgrice]

Not bullshitting

[Nate Duncan @NateDuncanNBA]

Steve Nash was a great player. Steph Curry right now is quite a bit better than he ever was.

[BANDAI NAMCO Latam @BandaiNamcoLA]

😳😳😳

[Salmonella Fitzgerald @EthanBroseph]

Satellite Express would be Jerry Rice's nickname in Eyeshield 21

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

The Delta Devils, under coach Archie “Gunslinger” Cooley ran a NO HUDDLE offensive that was called the “Satellite Express.”

In one of the base formations, you had four WRs stacked on one side, Jerry Rice on the other, and just dared DBs to do something about it.

[Héctor Gómez @hgomez27]

- Babe Ruth: 159 home runs in his first 674 career games / W-L 35-18 in his first 455.0 career innings pitched.

- Shohei Ohtani: 160 home runs in his first 674 career games / W-L 35-19 in his first 455.0 IP career innings pitched.

[Salmonella Fitzgerald @EthanBroseph]

the seattle dog is an abomination

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

SEATTLE — Folks here put cream cheese on hot dogs

[zarf @zarf]

Nano Challa #coffee #summer #nyc #zarf

[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

Harden, KD, and Kyrie have combined for 7 trade requests in less than two seasons.

Historic numbers.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

weird flex
https://t.co/ahK9NGdvRy

[Jumaane Williams (@jumaane.bsky.social) @JumaaneWilliams]

Congrats to all last night

One in particular, amazing to watch. From the man who called for his death facing 2 indictments to @dr_yusefsalaam now holding Harlem seat held by late Bill Perkins, one of the few who stood up from the beginning

#incredible✊����
https://t.co/wdDK1LF0Bh

[Salmonella Fitzgerald @EthanBroseph]

Bro is really bragging he clocks out for lunch

[sPoOkY ScRuBqUoTeS 🎃 @ScrubQuotesX]

imagine thinking I'm mad when I make more money than you

[TNS | Saint Cola 🎙️SFL JAPAN @_saintcola]

Who got that one street fighter video

[Nate Duncan @NateDuncanNBA]

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[Salmonella Fitzgerald @EthanBroseph]

Does this mean the troops couldn't just win an NFL game

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

How does the team with the goddamn SWISS GUARD manage to have never won the league

[The Towel Rack @TheTowelRackWKU]

The seams that hold together time and space have fractured.

Now that they’ve teamed up, there’s no telling how powerful they can - and will - become.