Yeah sex is thrilling
But have you ever turned off the light and run out of the basement before the unknown horror, whose presence you could sense, could get you?
Werde diesen Coffee-to-go Wahn nie verstehen.
Kaffee zuhause kochen, in eigenen Thermobecher füllen und gut ist.
Ist billiger und vermeidet Müll.
Aber was weiß ich schon.
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
The top 4 best things about playing the Doctor:
1 You’re asked to check out a fungal nail infection every day
2 You’re constantly told you aren’t as good as David Tennant
3 You can’t use a screwdriver without someone making the sound effect
4 You will despise running forever
BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
M: *under breath* damn