Ethan Johnsom

🗣️ your 🧠

[Rance @son_of_uki]

they said ronaldo wouldn’t score 400 goals. he did.

then they said he wouldn’t score 600. he did.

then 900. he did.

now he’s just 22 goals away from 1,000.

in a universe where cristiano ronaldo doesn’t exist, haaland would probably be receiving nothing but criticism from these bitter ex-footballers. the only reason they’re suddenly praising his chances of reaching 1,000 goals is to undermine cristiano’s achievement and pretend there’s nothing special about what he’s accomplished

[Aaron West @oeste]

ts got me crying lmaaaoooooo, bro look like he just got back from vietnam

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Randy Orton has been hearing voices in his head for damn near twenty years and he never killed anybody

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Why he ain’t put no fish tank inna center console like he did everybody else

[TRPE CEO @stilltrpe]

TURN THIS UP!!!!

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Lmao he can’t believe what his career has come down to 😭😭

[𝐆𝐢𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝 👑 @GiiftyOfMadriid]

Al Nassr got a red card and Cristiano Ronaldo asked the coach to subbed him off because he knew the game needed younger and faster players to cover distance since they were 1 man down.

But Before Ronaldo stepped off, he pulled Sadio Mane and Joao felix to the side and spoke to them for about 3mins, told them exactly how to connect with each other for the comeback to be complete.

GUESS WHAT? Al nassr did the comeback from 2-0 to 2-3.

THE GREATEST THERE WAS, THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE🐐👏

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

Sorry lads, Ronaldo was holding him back

[Serious_ppl @Name_Iv0ry]

Came on and took lesser than half an hour to score from a chance created, But I'm supposed to believe he is the problem when three of the Top 10 best midfielders currently failed to create chances for him

[John @sohelpmegosh]

This is really a microcosm of the Black experience. Imagine you’re chilling on your phone in line & minding your own business. Now you’re in a viral video bc some weird White lady forgot her umbrella & is making it YOUR problem

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

I didn’t see a single hit story like this while he was at Barca, but now he’s back at United…

[Adofo Asa @kf_adofo]

We were against Argentina’s corruption and the special treatment they received. Nobody mocked Messi’s personal life.

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

🚨Chicharito: "Portugal had the best midfielders in the world at the World Cup and THEY DIDN'T CREATE ANY CHANCES FOR RONALDO.

If they had created 10 chances for him and he missed them, I'd say Cris, I love you but you missed 10. But THEY CREATED 2 AND HE SCORED THEM"🤯

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

My bro is having the time of his life, he cannot believe his eyes with the time and space he has😭😭😭

[TVG @Teamgyokeres]

Prime Madrid team was not real bruh, literally every player was a national captain 💀

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny why he can’t come with him to Philadelphia

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

For the record - WWE offered Jeff the HOF because his drug test returned as no drugs - But alcohol was the problem. The WWE wanted to keep Jeff from going to AEW by any means necessary, so they offered the HOF but he had to re-sign. Jeff chose to reunite with me at AEW. #MattFacts

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Why bother performing all season when you can win the Ballon d'Or in one month after playing well against Algeria, Austria, Jordan, Cape Verde, Egypt and Switzerland?

What is this utter nonsense man? 😭