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keep your car clean and your driving record filthy

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I’ve always been a Serbian Women’s Tennis fan

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“he probably out cheating on me”

me:

[Olly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⭐ ⚽ @ClassAOlly44]

Getting rescued by a lifeguard as a grown man is top 5 gayest things you can do.

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

me if the last vape on earth was in that sub

[m @makeamilly1]

Looking at him like this after I find him

[💞 @galixo3]

facebook funny af 😭 we don’t take shi serious lmfao

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

if i text you this just know bitch you lost me

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i wanna build a lego set with her

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

me after I said I would start saving money:

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

girls be like "one year with the love of my life🥰" and this be the pic 😭

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

The homies meetin me at the gym is waaaaaaaay better than meetin me at the club

[Bradley Martyn @BradleyMartyn]

Go to the Gym.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i dgaf how hungry i am, arby’s is never an option

[Ali @AliEzzoBezzo]

me after a strawberry lemonade from Wendy’s

[ᵉᵗʰᵃⁿ @EthanJajjo]

I need more ppl to send funny tweets too

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

they fr need to put an extra day between saturday and sunday

[toxic king @toxicking]

This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight