Ethan Lash

rip penn

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

my team has won 50 games in the last 1,113 days

my team hasn't won 50 games in a season or made the conference finals since before the internet

my teams best player since the 1970s tore his achilles slipping in his own house

all i ask for is a couple ping pong balls

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jeremy Lin has announced his retirement from basketball

Linsanity forever ♾️

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@nathanhav @GregFinberg I think the best course of action is bringing back Thomas Bryant or robin Lopez 👀

[Coach Turbo @coach_turbo]

I’ll name my first born Adam Silver if the Wizards get the first pick tonight🙏 @NBA

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@coach_turbo Who winning a 40 yd dash rod, Dave blunts, or big X?

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

Justin Tucker this season

[han 🫶🏻 @hannahhraeann]

i lied there is no sex, you’re gonna sit & watch lamar jackson 2019 season highlights w me

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@coach_turbo Ni hao?

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@coach_turbo I feel u turb

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

Dabo it may be time to start accepting transfers cuz our offense is built like Kim k god damn

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

As a Clemson fan I am absolutely disgusted with everything I’m seeing. Multiple times this game I think I could have suited up and played better.

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@coach_turbo That’s a weird way to spell Demario Douglas

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

maurice appreciation post. all my homies love maurice.

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@makkiek44 @NetsMuse Ofc this LeBron stat line against the wiz

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@coach_turbo @taykintern Not crazy to say

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@makkiek44 U mean the cercenias

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

@BleacherReport bilal coulibaly snubbed

[Ethan Lash @Ethanlash8]

I’m missing a whole foot and half a leg the amount of times these mfs shot ourselves in the fucking foot