Ethan Voorhees

Professional who breaks technology. Also a professional that sometimes fixes it, too.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

How long before the drafts come around and we see tech bros going “I got AI to go to war for me, see how in my $700 masterclass”

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As someone in their 20s living in the United States, can someone explain to me why it’s so hard to actually live a decent life? I’ll never be able to own a house and will always forever be in debt.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Every enterprise SaaS salesperson after leaving the Zoom

[New Jersey @NJGov]

drop your workout split @NJDevil00

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

I cannot wait for this election to be over so I don’t get 10s of political text messages I never asked for a day.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

loveWhenSomeoneWithABusinessDegreeTellsMeHowToDoMyJob https://t.co/WZOdgBvb7I

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If Python is considered a programming language when it’s a scripting language… shouldn’t PowerShell also be considered a programming language?

I very rarely, if ever, see PowerShell listed as a programming language which is confusing with how adopted it is.

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Nobody’s talking about this in iOS 17 but the default tri-tone is completely changed.

Also, first time since iOS 7 they’ve introduced a new suite of ringtones. Yes, the iPhone X brought Reflection but that was one tone and it’s also redone in iOS 17.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

In #PowerShell, if you have a string that’s just “EV”, it’ll automatically turn it into “Electric Vehicle”. Found that out when it changed my name through testing a script.

So now, my legal name is just “Electric Vehicle”.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

@widnawz Between emails, texts and IMs — my daily life.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

All these fancy features in iOS 16 and the only thing I want is iMessage for the Web.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

@widnawz We’re using 1980s technology in the 2020s

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@toxoid49b And this is how the decentralized web started

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I need to settle an argument — if I tell you “next Friday” and it’s Sunday (8/15), when would I be talking about?

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

Twitter is the only place on the Internet where someone could say “I don’t like cheese” and it turns into someone being demonized.

[Apple @Apple]

Marc-André Fleury and Mark Stone capture the game like never before through the lens of iPhone 11 Pro with a little help from some hockey tape.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

The recap of 2020 so far — trying to find the unsubscribe button before the next crazy thing happens.

[Ethan Voorhees @EthanNotEvan]

@sadia_ahmed07 The universe knew how dangerous it would be