Ethan Sturm

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

Science. https://t.co/TPoQQrjIzF

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@BurgerKing getting rid of the mint Oreo shake for a fruit loop shake? What the fuck are we doing here?

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

We are the strangest things in the universe. https://t.co/by2ku2nzdb

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@RichCameron10

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

I'm starting to think getting older just means groaning more every time you stand up

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

Kraft is hammered

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

Pretty sure my 87 year old landlord just asked me on a date... guess I got that going for me

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Patriots started more QBs than INTs thrown this season.

[Busted Coverage @bustedcoverage]

The final MNF Dilfer words of wisdom of the season...soak it in https://t.co/XA4s2wnICy

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@davetheperry that's unavoidable

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@skscanlon maybe if you didn't wait until last minute...

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

My mom called me a douchebag four times in a row... for doing what she asked... Merry Christmas

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

You know you're getting old when your friends mail Christmas cards

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@skscanlon well yea... I was being serious

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@skscanlon sometimes I wish I was as cool as you

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@skscanlon if you're a child.

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

That awkward moment you get to the gym and they're closed. Didn't know being sad on a holiday dedicated to food was possible

[Ethan Sturm @ETHANol_4]

@skscanlon I was just asking a question based on the ridiculous bomb you dropped acting like it's some normal shit...