Dump Shed Boss

E.L.E Everybody Love Everybody - Jackie Moon

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It's a bad day to be a Busch light

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@JennWillis11 It was her idea...

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You know you're at your local watering hole when the bartender greets you at the door with your drink of choice and starts a tab for you.

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Nothing like that new phone battery life

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My new life goal is to be the flower guy at someones wedding.

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Just pad off my $50,000 student loan in 3 years and I'm not sure if that or graduating is a bigger accomplishment.

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This bears offense is really something.

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It's not a fat gut it's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

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@Ky1eLong You're my hero

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"Damn baby are you today's date because your a 10/10" - me talking to the cheeseburger from Fatboys I had for lunch

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I get way to pumped up when they are not the father on Maury even if I've already seen the episode.

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Started watching Bob Ross reruns on PBS and his son is doing the painting today. He has a majestic mullet and slick mustache. Exactly what I would expect from ole Bob's offspring.

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I just want to be a kid again and put 10,000 miles a year on the ole Huffy.

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Glad Andy Reid went with a face shield rather than a face mask so we can see that glorious soup strainer.

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@jasonauctioneer Any elevator worth it's salt extends hours during harvest. If bad weather is coming I will work with you if you talk to me. We don't say open 24 hours because 1 we have lives and 2 you're not our only customer.

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I have a good feeling about the rest of this year. Mostly because I've already given up on harvest 2020 two weeks before it even starts.

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My dad's new favorite thing is jumping in the golf cart and checking on all the milk weeds around the pasture.

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@BuschBeer how about you guys scrap the apple flavor and keep the corn cans rolling? #forthefarmers

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@kobykuhnen @Jordan_Schaller We just got him off wine coolers don't scare him away.

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Not sure if I've been covered in more corn dust or gravel dust so far this week...