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[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

@ashnicrog Either way if it’s illegal or not people are gonna drink 🍻😂

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

*insert depressing quote even though I’m not depressed to pretend like I’m relating to society so I can get likes and overall feed my ego*

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

If we are talking, don’t send streaks to me

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

You know when you’re cooking 2 of the same food in the microwave and one of them is cold and the other one is hot as shit and then u gotta put the cold one back in the microwave and let the hot one cool down but by the time the cold one is hot the hot one is too cold😤

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

Me talking to myself: Damn no offense but you need to see a fucking therapist

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

The school bathroom is where social relationships are formed, fortnite war stories are shared, and pods are abused #2018

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

Why do we start our adult lives in debt??? After high school we are just thrown into a world that the past 18 years has barely prepared us for. Doesn’t make sense to me

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

I’m just trying to make enough money in the future to afford the backyard my dog deserves

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

@V_rainorshine @JoshRudock Josh I believe it is your turn to respond.

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

How am I so picky but still pick the wrong ones????

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

It really is sad when you give someone your everything and they don’t care.

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

I never thought I’d like you this much.

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

In 2012 Kendrick Lamar said “my New Year’s resolution is to stop all the pollution. Talk to motherfucking much, I got my drink I got my music.” That’s what I’m living by for 2018

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

Is it bad to get too jealous?

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

@Kaatellynnn LMFAOOOOOOO

[Joey Nanni @j_nanni15]

How can we recognize when something is strawberry scented when actual strawberry’s don’t smell

[Joey Nanni @j_nanni15]

If you burn a flag and say "it's just a flag", try telling that to parents who received one folded up instead of their child coming home🙏🏼❤️

[E.t.h.a.n @EthanSussmann]

@D0M1N1C__ Coolmathgames now requires a paid subscription to use. Everyday we stray further away from god.