girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're always giving your attention to that “thing” either it goes or I go
Me: thing? You did not just call him a
thing! cmon buddy we didn’t need her anyway lets go
The little gnome that follows me everywhere:
I'm not sure who I pity more, the person buying "pass a drug test" urine because they're ashamed it's for a fetish or the person buying fetish urine because they're ashamed it's for a drug test