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Dying's easy. Being funny, now that's hard.

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

Ok so in the beginning there was grey and dragons and nothing else but then this motherfucker called fire came in and beat the shit out of grey and made everything else including the gods and the three main gods were Gwyn lord of lightning Nito lord of death and some third witch

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@skullvolver Gorr the God Butcher strikes again...

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@haze_OSIC Tf2 and half life are dead series meanwhile there is actively communication on when to expect deadlock updates

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@MsDinahQuinn Didn't they just revamp the whole teamup system

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@hijeatsdirt @hyperlazrr True...

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@chell_min_says Hoi4

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@Prov_Name "There's no rank Id rather be
Than Tomtom 3"

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@GripAshford Quran

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@ParagonDeku You get what Im trying to say across, no? Just because im not using the biblically accurate definition of chud doesn't mean im speaking another language

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@ParagonDeku Chronically online term for weak/effeminate loser

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@ParagonDeku Oh yeah, im such a soy chud because I want to hang out with my friends while playing a card game, and Im even softer for finding enjoyment of a hobby. Whoever wrote this introvert elitism slop needs to get off their high horse and go the fuck outside

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@ParagonDeku This is the dumbest thing Ive ever heard

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@theillumithotti Ive heard of most of these but I genuinely cant think of a reason why juice is like glue unless its wildly out of date or smthn

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@ghostiegoo2 You should do more forever

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@MelstarBruh Saturation and its wild no one's saying it

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@Peer_Content Dunno if viscous is faster but definitely easier

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@solarystix From what Ive heard most predator meat is usually filled with parasites that can be cooked out if you roast it to like shoe leather

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@mick_kha_eel Hasn't he always been the sort of aimless loudmouth that hes know to be though? Sure, he wants to improve society, but has not once said anything about it. His line about "speaking truth to power" makes no sense taken at face because there is no reference to what truth is to him

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@MlNESWEEPER Well, yes!

[Ancestor Simp @EthanTrimble3]

@redbobatea @capybaraushanka "Damn I hate Bebop"