Ethan Yeshaya

[Ethan Yeshaya @EthanYeshaya]

Do you think the Insane Clown Posse puts on their makeup everyday during the pandemic, just for a sense of normalcy?

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@lilyymeyyer 😂😂😂

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@Prnounced_DaniL Hahaha naw she’s like 18 but I still see her that way 😂

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@mmmmalright HAHA

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@mmmmalright That just means you got one of the good ones.

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@wesfergyferg It helps us balance

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

I turned on a faucet handle labeled “HOT” because I assumed it was an acronym for “Helping Of Tundra” but the water temperature was quite the opposite!

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@tonysoprano_fan 😂😂😂

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

clay stands with the Jewish people, especially the sexy ones with huge cans and giant noses

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@mmmmalright OMG (old man gettin it!)

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@maya_marchelle It’s too early Maya!!!

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that coffee shops allow you to spend $4, tip $0.75 then loiter for 4-6 hours makes them really sweet but they probably have Stockholm Syndrome

[Ethan Yeshaya @EthanYeshaya]

Next Billie Eilish record I want her belting on every song

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My whole Instagram feed is Black dudes reacting to gross White dudes with dirty fingernails popping their boils over the sink

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@paulrust Paul this is how I am on my school bus. My kids know there’s a future where you can be a lunatic like me!

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@AliHormann 😂this is great

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@youngerthanwe Yes he can!

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Hulu’s always like let me interrupt the show you’re watching to show you the trailer for the show you’re watching

[Ethan Yeshaya @EthanYeshaya]

In my fantasy, Whitney Houston and Stevie Wonder actually fall in love at the end of We Didn’t Know 🥹

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@EL2theAY Itty Bitty Committee

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Singing obo-shenoten-totten used to embarrass me, but not usually till we got to Nay Nay I am boom boom boom