Somewheres Here

The unadulterated genius that brought you the greatest cat meme to ever exist: μ/acc.

Endurer of Plato's Prank.

[Somewheres Here @EtherRealThings]

@Davidkyf9 @137beans We're inside a quantum computer. They're the people operated by the machine(drones). This is Hell.

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@tisunite777 It's complicated. An absolutely heinous thing to do to anybody though.

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I was asking my children on Saturday if they had seen their grandparents. They said that only their grandmother had visited them here. This confirmed my suspicion these were also duplicates.

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After my wife left me and I was camping a couple of hours north of my city, I happened to see my wife's mother and father, which I thought was odd because they don't live in Australia. I didn't go speak to them.

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Why are so many trying to become as God in the human simulator?

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He told me that female Claw was way worse than male Claw. They're almost always going on about the Owner's hotel.

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@Natism Evil will bargain in order for you to shed your innocence. No matter the suffering, don't take plea deals to crimes you didn't commit, especially when souls are at stake.

[Somewheres Here @EtherRealThings]

I saw my children yesterday for the first time since February 2025. Was a good day.

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@Natism We haven't even reached peak maxmaxxing yet.

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@MinutesOfHorror Zero in drone.

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Zero IN drone.
Y'all didn't decode Wizards and Warlocks(Alice in Wonderland) and it shows.

[Somewheres Here @EtherRealThings]

Because I think I can only hit 'hey' suss eyes like 60% of the time in high pressure, real world scenarios.

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As a gym newbie, do the steroids and peptides find me, or do I have to make suss eyes at the burliest guy there? Not like 'gay' suss, but more like 'hey' suss. Can I say no if we get to the change room and he offers me the 'wrong gear', or are suss eyes legally binding?

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I've achieved 3/5 personal goals I set myself for this year. Goal 5 can't be achieved before goal 4. I'm hopeful to achieve goal 4 by the latest, end of Q1 2027, then goal 5 shortly after. I'm physically and psychologically exhausted, but spiritually I'm still ok. That's life.

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Babe wake up, new demented demiurge lore drop.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Spanish police have opened an investigation into the death of CD Tenerife striker Jesús de Miguel, who died after a collision with FC Andorra goalkeeper Jesús Owono during a match 🙏😔

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I want to visit the USA and shoot the "exciting" guns.