🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂

Powerful member of the Tiandao Council, and she'll do as she pleases with you/ ⚠️ high mentions of disposal/farts and vore, and apathetic cruelty⚠️

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

"Well, well, at least 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 on this island has taste~"

—Temporary Goumang Takeover active!—
There are some changes during the takeover, a bit more filth-focused stuff, sorry in advance :3

"𝓑𝓸𝔀 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓢𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷~"

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT EITHER, THIS IS UNJUST AND CRUEL

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan I mean I don't wanna do full commentary, I just don't like speaking much, but I do still wanna do some? It's kinda just that thing of hating your own voice that stops me, feel like I sound annoying :p

So I figure I'll settle for more editing and subtitles to substitute

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

I've said it before and I'll say it again (Reeeee!)

I think I struggle to do any entertainment stuff (like recording) because my brain will suddenly be like "why are you doing that? They're gonna be bored, you're not interesting enough to do that, especially if you don't speak"+

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

+and it's kinda blegh. I understand the speaking part, but I also don't personally mind watching folks who do little or no commentary. I also just don't have enough privacy/room that I can record without excessive background noise, which would probably be worse? :p

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@MordredMunchies Darn, my plan didn't work

Welp, if I'm going down, I'm taking everything in 100 mile radius with me by giving said goat guts a stomachache and plenty of gas!

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@jsbasementshow My Thatcher would like to have a word with your Thatcher :3 /silly

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan —her brain has taken a temporary leave after seeing that video. So instead, all she manages to send back is this

���� "Mgh, crunchies…"

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan The poor little Eevee lady is just kinda,,,stunlocked. By the belly, the expression, the crunching, the sounds of digestion-

Oh, she's got a little nosebleed going on. That doesn't happen often! Now as much as she would like to respond with words to that text,—

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan Din no more than says that and she already has cash out for him, about 250, and looking at him with them big ol Eevee eyes.

🤎 "Record you crunching them and I'll give you this money and stop teleporting them for, like, one day."

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan Blegh. I'm sure my brain will finally decide to do something, likely around like 12 AM xp

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

Oh yeah, the executive dysfunction is acting up major today

Tryna start recording Silksong and all I do is pull up my steam library and then stare at it until I fuck off to do anything else

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan I've done literally everything other than what I wanted to do. Vacuum, picked up random things, like, the brain doesn't wanna do what it wants to

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@Vendor_Dinadan 🤎 "But, like, it's funnier to know you're just getting suuuuper bloated cuz I keep teleporting people in there...

Speaking of, I think they're gonna start to notice the other guests missing..."

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@PoolNoodle989 Haven't played in a while sadly, it's just kinda not as fun as I remember it being? Idk, nostalgia stuff probably :p

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

I have the uncanny ability to just piss my friends off by playing any form of pvp against them. Mostly cuz I'm a rat, but I've got what I like to call Bullshit Luck

Things can go really great for me, or really bad, usually the former. I gotta handicap myself so they have fun :3

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@PoolNoodle989 I aim to be a nuisance :3. I always thought I was the one with anger issues in my group, but I guess not.

I am like, number one target in Lockdown Protocol just cuz I'm too good at being deceptive, so I'm used to getting targeted in any pvp games :p

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@RosySpectre Okay well that's just kinda mean :<, though I kinda get that too. Stopped playing Pummel Party after one of them said that there are some games that would be more fun without me. Stung a bit, so I just kinda chilled and stopped trying to win period and just messed around

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

@PoolNoodle989 Pretty much whatever, mostly smite 2 when our schedules line up. They wanted to do a custom last night, and suffice to say I was the annoying common denominator on every team combination

[🍂🍁Goumang, Sol of Equality 🍁🍂 @EThievee]

They sometimes try to gang up on me, like 4v1 or 3v1 whatever (after switching teammates and me being a nuisance to everyone eventually). But like, I'm having a blast, this isn't horrible for me, it's fun :3