Ethan Albro

Can I bring my fries inside? It hella smells like wontons. water is clear. it's sneaky

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

As the clock struck midnight, Ethan regretted his choice of a double shot latte at 6:00 in the evening.

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@QuoteCole First tweet in over 9 years and it’s a banger #selfimprovement

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@SamConiglio1 Ben Hawkins ass tweet

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@IzabelleBarnett Objectively good tweet

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@SamConiglio1 Real

[Tyler🐴 @HighAsTy]

the Super Bowl America wants and deserves

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@H_awkward Breaking news from @SamConiglio1

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@H_awkward This tweet sucks

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

society.

[jake strickland @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@SamConiglio1 @Lane8music Good thing there’s a Portland one we can just go together

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Spiff Sedrick ran this chick over & went 94 meters TO THE HOUSE

The USA medals for the first time EVER in Rugby 🇺🇸

[Twittėr?? I hardly know her! @ArtJackAscot]

this is not a drill

[amir @blumenfeld]

Wow.
I would just buy a new towel.

[cakejumper 🍰🦊 @Itscakejumper]

Happy six year anniversary to the 36 second announcement trailer for Elder Scrolls VI

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@SamConiglio1 @H_awkward 7 women and Sam yelled at him

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

We haven’t had to do this in 2024 until now, but unfortunately reminding everyone if you spread hate in Pit Vipers, we’ll donate your money to an organization that works against you #pitvipergivesafuck

[Cut4 @Cut4]

a true glizzy gladiator made it out to bark in the park night

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

He is Grisen

[Ethan Albro @ethonio]

@H_awkward @SamConiglio1 Beers are eligible health savings account contributions

[hen bawkins @H_awkward]

“Yo you’re cute, you should come to afters with me and my boys it’ll be chill”

Afters with me and my boys: