my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”
@AskLyft My Lyft driver drove off with my pet cat still in the car.
I was taking my cat to a vet appointment, I was sitting behind the driver and had the cat carrier on the floor of the passenger side back seat.